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Do not look in basement.

Do not sit on picnic table bench, as it will overturn.

Do not chop down tree, as it represents our only hope of collecting insurance.

Repeat: Do not look in the basement.

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  1. I’ve heard about that place. They say the ghost of a gimp lives in the basement. I’ve heard of Sellers being desperate and are willing to pay ALL closing costs and maybe more for any potential Buyer. Walrus?

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