Do not sit on picnic table bench, as it will overturn.
Do not chop down tree, as it represents our only hope of collecting insurance.
Repeat: Do not look in the basement.
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I’ve heard about that place. They say the ghost of a gimp lives in the basement. I’ve heard of Sellers being desperate and are willing to pay ALL closing costs and maybe more for any potential Buyer. Walrus?
I’ve heard about that place. They say the ghost of a gimp lives in the basement. I’ve heard of Sellers being desperate and are willing to pay ALL closing costs and maybe more for any potential Buyer. Walrus?
I would add to keep our minds out of the gutters, but that appears to be a moot point.
No eavesdropping either, oh wait, scratch that one too.
Apparently someone just received the latest quote to renew IMAO’s casualty insurance…
Lotta Don’ts there, how about some dos?
Do avoid the basement.
Do feel free to bring puppies, because they’re cute and they like the yard.
I’m not kidding..it’s Gimp City down there according to the HG Channel.
Can it be a couple of cadaver dogs? ..asking for a friend..thats busy… applying for a search warrant..
I should bring back this photo on Halloween and caption it:
“The Smell Has Only Gotten Worse”