Decide “Nah” After Moment’s Consideration

Baltimore’s Already Going To Vote Democrat, So What’s the Point?

“Remember the Elmo!”

Replaces “Forty-Five Forfeit or Fight”

Solar Billboards Touting the Slogan Will Be Illuminated During the Day Only

We polled 100 IMAO Human Resource managers (the job of HR, as you know, is to hire more HR underlings). Here is how they rated Oppo (while simultaneously noting “shows improvement”):

• Asks for too much money (42%)
• Acts entitled (41%)
• Lacks communication skills (39%)
• Isn’t prepared (36%)
• Doesn’t ask questions (36%)
• Doesn’t seem engaged/interested (33%)
• Doesn’t appear for work (31%)
• Has a bad resume (27%)
• Performs poorly (24%)
• Lies (21%)

All agreed on “Makes fun of HR and hurts HR’s feelings.”

• Isn’t dressed appropriately (58%)
• Struggles with eye contact (57%)
• Asks for unreasonable compensation (47%)
• Uses inappropriate language (19%)
• Is in an inappropriate environment to do an interview (16%)
• Often:
  • Late to start work (34%)
  • Doesn’t dress professionally (33%)
  • Doesn’t use appropriate language for work (33%)
  • Can’t manage the workload (31%)
  • Tendency to FAFO (100%)

They Quickly Weary of His Stories of Fictitious Characters Like Poolside Bullies, Long-Haul Trucking Comrades, and Dead Amtrak Conductors

Memos of The Top-Secret Meeting Stashed in His Front Mailbox

James Carville Said What About Female Voters?
Townhall.com | 26 March 2024 | Matt Vespa

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In an interview published Saturday with New York Times opinion columnist Maureen Dowd, Carville voiced concerns about the culture of the Democratic Party and how it could be impacting Biden’s support among voters, especially those that are male.

“A suspicion of mine is that there are too many preachy females … ‘Don’t drink beer, don’t watch football, don’t eat hamburgers, this is not good for you,’” he said. “The message is too feminine: ‘Everything you’re doing is destroying the planet. You’ve got to eat your peas.’”

Carville, who was a strategist for former President Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign, argued this culture and rhetoric is not addressing the concerns of male voters.

“If you listen to Democratic elites — NPR is my go-to place for that — the whole talk is about how women, and women of color, are going to decide this election. I’m like: ‘Well, 48 percent of the people that vote are males. Do you mind if they have some consideration?” Carville said.

When it comes to Biden’s low approval ratings, Carville quipped, “When I look at these polling numbers, it’s like walking in on your grandma naked. You can’t get the image out of your mind.”

Yeah, thanks, Carville.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was not pleased with Carville’s remarks.