Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

Haiti’s Most Powerful Man Is Now a Cannibal Gang Leader Who Goes By the Name ‘Barbecue.’
The National Pulse | March 14, 2024 | Ed Kozak

America’s Most Powerful Man Is Now a Cabal Gang Leader Who Goes By the Name ‘CornPop.’

Biden To Build “Hamasbury Park” Boardwalk in Gaza for “Humaniterrorin’ Aid”

Claims “From the Boardwalk to the Sea, Ice Cream for You and Me”

Refers to it as Their “Come-to-Cheesedogs” Moment

No Pier Review for What’s-Up Dock

Did You Ever Have To Kill a Moose During a Sporting Event?

Iditarod Trail Racer Kills Moose in Self-Defense
AmmoLand | March 11, 2022 | Dean Weingarten

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“I carry a beat-to-death, dirty, I mean horrible-looking .357 Mag. stainless Taurus 605SS2 with a 2-inch barrel,” he said. “It’s easy to grab, it always works, and if it falls through the ice on some river and never seen again, no big deal.” 

Iditarod rule number 34 deals with the necessity of killing an animal in defense of self and/or the dog team.

Rule 34 — Killing of Game Animals: In the event that an edible big game animal, i.e., moose, caribou, buffalo, is killed in defense of life or property, the musher must gut the animal and report the incident to a race official at the next checkpoint. Following teams must help gut the animal when possible. No teams may pass until the animal has been gutted and the musher killing the animal has proceeded. Any other animal killed in defense of life or property must be reported to a race official, but need not be gutted.

IMAO needs a Rule 34.

Straight Line of the Day: Did Your Teacher Ever Shoot You During an Exam?

Bangladesh Teacher Suspended After Allegedly Shooting Student in Exam
bbc.com | March 7, 2024 | Lipika Pelham

Local media report that Arafat Amin Tomal, a 23-year-old student at a medical college in Sirajganj, north-western Bangladesh, got into an argument with Dr Sharif while undertaking an oral exam on Monday.

During the exam, Dr Sharif allegedly brought out a gun and pointed it at the student, shooting him in the right knee, reports say.

The bullet reportedly hit Mr Amin’s mobile phone, in the pocket of his trousers, which spared him life-threatening injuries, according to Bangladeshi newspaper the Daily Star, quoting the police.

According to the Dhaka Tribune, there were 45 students in the class when the alleged incident happened. They rushed to help, locked the teacher in a room, and called the police.

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