Welcome to IMAO From Walrus’s New Home Office! Posted by Oppo on 1 June 2024, 11:00 am Man, Has He Upgraded!
Well, watching Blazing Saddles over a hundred times through the years can do that to a person. 1 Reply to this comment
I’m surprised he prioritized getting the home office complete before the Lego gallery. 1 Reply to this comment
IMAO Now, IMAO Tomorrow, IMAO Forever! But I think he’d prioritize rendering the “Yum Yum” girl bra-less ahead of either of those things. 1 Reply to this comment
All womwn under 50 years old must remove bras before entering the facilities. 1 Reply to this comment
Yep — similar to how Asians have those quaint customs with shoes. There should be a little pile of bras inside the front door. Respect my culture! Reply to this comment
On the other hand, Walrus’s lifestyle does entail a certain amount of risk. (Step 1) Get that damn gun out of her hand! Steps 2 and 3 will naturally suggest themselves. Reply to this comment
Are they really twins? The one on the right looks like the other one’s mother. Nevertheless, the pink and blue things should come off before entering Walrus’s abode. Or mine. Out of respect. Reply to this comment
Hey! This is exactly how I saw my boss every time she talked to me. “Did you hear what I just said? Oppo?” Reply to this comment
Checking his Go-Fund-Me status every 30 minutes like clockwork.
Yum Yum!
He gets GoFundMe updates every fortnight via Morse Code.
Well, watching Blazing Saddles over a hundred times through the years can do that to a person.
… Then we’re awake. But very confused.
I’m surprised he prioritized getting the home office complete before the Lego gallery.
IMAO Now, IMAO Tomorrow, IMAO Forever!
But I think he’d prioritize rendering the “Yum Yum” girl bra-less ahead of either of those things.
All womwn under 50 years old must remove bras before entering the facilities.
Yep — similar to how Asians have those quaint customs with shoes. There should be a little pile of bras inside the front door.
Respect my culture!
“Come on; free those puppies.”
“No!”
On the other hand, Walrus’s lifestyle does entail a certain amount of risk.
(Step 1) Get that damn gun out of her hand!
Steps 2 and 3 will naturally suggest themselves.
Are they really twins? The one on the right looks like the other one’s mother.
Nevertheless, the pink and blue things should come off before entering Walrus’s abode. Or mine. Out of respect.
I just like, on a Saturday, looking at women.
Walrus’s real estate brokers:
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Walrus’s new maid.
What orange?
My word.
I told you about the looking-at-women thing, right?
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On Saturday night, I like looking at women.
(This was a Basil creation)
Hey! This is exactly how I saw my boss every time she talked to me.
“Did you hear what I just said? Oppo?”