Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine
BBC | July 23, 2024 | George WrightSharks off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say.
Marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharpnose sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
The concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.
Experts believe the cocaine is making its way into the waters via illegal labs where the drug is manufactured or through excrement of drug users.
Packs of cocaine lost or dumped by traffickers at sea could also be a source, though this is less likely, researchers say.
The Only Thing Worse Than a Coked-Up Shark Is…
Giant Jelly Fish on Fentanyl.
A sharked-up Hunter Biden.
…Whispering Shouter Joe on donepezil…
My sister, Snowball, on a nip bender.
… crocs on meth…
… Chuck Schumer on mic…
Paying for coked up shark fin soup, and getting sober shark fin soup.
The Only Thing Worse Than a Coked-Up Shark Is… a shark coming down from a bender.
The Only Thing Worse Than a Coked-Up Shark Is… the music they play at their parties. Where do you think Baby Shark came from?
I am stealing this from Ryan George’s Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting Video–
Viagra Dolphins.
Of course, I had to give credit on that one because I cannot let you all think I am capable of imagining such evil on my own.
That’s ridiculous I’ve only heard of Cialis Seals.
… Kim Cheatle on duty…
…tofu on IMO comments.
… a shark powered by the superior flavor of Pepsi.
. . . a coked up White House
. . . an alligator angered because you promised to see him later, and didn’t show.
Sorry, I was with the crocodile.
….listening to Kamala laugh.
…. an FBI Director that may be a scrote.
Coked-up Pepsi
The Only Thing Worse Than a Coked-Up Shark Is…
two coked-up sharks.