
“Good morning Mr. Walrus I am ready to earn my badge.”
“Sounds good, but aren’t you a bit overdressed?”
“To earn my cooking badge?”
“Oh, ooooh that accounts for tonight’s theme.”
“What were you thinking?”
“Something else evidently.”
Winner

This week.











#1…because..coffee… even though we all know bacon is really #1. To me coffee is #2. Anyway, according to a poll by GQ Mag. – 7 out 10 women prefer Maxwell Smart to Maxwell House. Strange.
The hot dog in #6 has been rendered inedible by the addition of ketchup. Also, is thst mayo under the ketchup? Ketchup is already a mortal sin, but putting mayo on a dog is akin to splashing acid on a DaVinci.
Thanks a lot you just made me dry heave.
I’m not the guy who posted the picture.
Man I thought it was horseradish.
In regards to #1, Killing people in the afternoon is kind of frowned upon as well.
Not on the South Side it isn’t.