The best parodies play it totally straight-faced, as it were. This site does it with such a hell of a straight face that I wonder if they’re being serious. But there are just enough times where they are being overly explainy that I conclude they intend to be funny. FrankJ would have done it the same way, only he’d throw in an over-the-top comment to make sure we knew it was definitely parody.
How To Make an Amazing Sandwich
https://www.instructables.com/How-to-make-an-amazing-sandwich/
Material Needed-
Sliced sandwich bread
Favorite condiments that you want on your sandwich
Favorite sandwich sliced meat
Favorite cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Pickles
Knives (1 for slicing, and 1 for spreading condiments)
Plate
Paper towels
Should make it mandatory viewing for all wimmin from 6 to 60 – the older ones know the drill…
This is hilarious because some say that a sandwich must be made with leavened, sliced bread, and that a hamburger bun doesn’t count.
I am so glad that I frequent this site. So much to learn. So much value.
The key ingredient is missing, a broad.
I never realized those sammiches that are served to me required so much thought and effort.