Friday Night Open Thread: Has Anyone Seen That Commercial With That Really Annoying Theme?

Just kidding. They all have one.

Churchill on the Church

“I’ve never been a pillar of the Church. I’ve been more of a buttress — supporting it from the outside.”

Guy Brings Knife to a Gun Fight and Wins — Not Everyone’s a Terrific Shot

Straight Line of the Day: If Darth Vader Was a Democrat, Would Democrats Vote For Him?

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Friday Classic Funny

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. How are you today.”

“Feeling frisky, how about you?”

“Not so much.”