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Archive of entries posted on 22nd January 2025
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Straight Line of the Day: Can You Define What a Woman Is?
Hilarity Ensues When Former Dem. Gov Says He Can Define What a Woman Is, Then Tries and Utterly Fails
The Gateway Pundit | Jan. 16, 2025 | Michael SchwarzFormer Democratic Gov. Martin O’Malley of Maryland, who served as Social Security Commissioner for less than a year under President Joe Biden and whom extreme political junkies might remember as an obscure Democratic presidential candidate in 2016, has exposed himself as the latest in a long line of cowardly and spiritually corrupt woke leftists who cannot, or will not, explain the difference between a man and a woman.
On Wednesday, at a hearing of the House Oversight Committee focused on the stay-at-home federal workforce, Mace subjected O’Malley to a lengthy harangue, including a request for the definition of a woman, to which the former governor — true to form for a veteran of that comically dishonest party — offered a reply calculated to appease the woke mob.
“Madam, er, Congresswoman — ” a smiling O’Malley began, at which point Mace set the tone for the exchange by interrupting him.
“Can you define what a woman is?” she asked again.
“Oh, yes.”
“What is a woman?”
“You’re going to ask me to define what a woman is?”
“Yes, I am right now.”
“Well, I’m talking — ”
“You just said you could. Explain it to me.”
“I’m talking to a woman right now — distinguished woman — elected representative.”
Mace then repeated the question several times. O’Malley responded by objecting to her approach, suggesting that she had “denigrated” the hearing.
When the congresswoman started to move on to a different but likely related series of questions, O’Malley returned to his absurd “I’m talking to a woman right now” line of reasoning.
“I’m married to a woman. I have two daughters who are women,” he said.
The exchange continued in that manner…
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Bond Girlathon Week of 1/15/2025 Results : New matches for 1/22/2025
I hope everyone is staying warm. Well, except for those from warmer climes. I hope you’re cool. Results and new choices to make.
We also wish to announce a second day of Bond Girlathon for Fridays. I was scheduling out the matches for this group and I’m already into 2026 and not even half way through. I need to pick up the pace, a lot. So starting soon we will have Babesleaga Mondays and Bond Girlathon Wednesdays and Fridays with a possible further day thrown in. I am sorry to be inundating you with good looking women. My apologies.
Results
| Talisa Soto | No Preference | Kell Tyler |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 3 | 78 |
| Eva Green | No Preference | Carey Lowell |
|---|---|---|
| 169 | 0 | 83 |
Week of 1/22/2025
Match 1
Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs Gemma Arterton (Strawberry Fields)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 1 – 0 – 0 | 142 – 2 – 91 |
Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gemma Arterton | 1 – 0 – 0 | 199 – 1 – 28 |
Actress: Gemma Arterton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Strawberry Fields was an MI6 office worker in Bolivia at the British consulate. She was tasked with ensuring that James Bond flew back home, but she ultimately failed. She spent the night with Bond and went with him to Dominic Greene’s fundraiser, helping him escape by tripping one of Green’s henchmen. Greene got his revenge by leaving her dead on Bond’s bed, covered in oil from head to toe, in a throwback to Jill Masterson from Goldfinger.
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Match 2
Olga Kurylenko (Camille Montes) vs Berenice Marlohe (Sévérine)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Olga Kurylenko | 0 – 1 – 0 | 91 – 2 – 142 |
Actress: Olga Kurylenko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Quantum of Solace (2008) Synopsis:
Camille Montes was a Bolivian agent who’s family was murdered by General Medrano. She slept with Medrano’s business acquaintance Dominic Greene to try and get close enough to Medrano to enact revenge. The plan failed and she was almost killed, so Camille teamed up with Bond to kill Medrano and Greene.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Berenice Marlohe | 0 – 1 – 0 | 28 – 1 – 199 |
Actress: Bérénice Marlohe Nationality: French Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Sévérine was a captive of Raoul Silva’s, who had taken her out of the Macau sex trade at a young age. Bond met Sévérine at a casino and convinced her that he could kill Silva and let her go free if she helped him out. After killing her bodyguards, Bond managed to escape the casino and travelled with Sévérine to Silva’s private Island. The pair were caught, and for her betrayal, Silva placed a glass of Scotch on Sévérine’s head and asked Bond to shoot it off. Bond purposefully missed, but Silva shot her in the head anyway, killing her and knocking off the Scotch. Bond coldly commented that it was a waste of good Scotch.
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