It’s the chance they’ve been waiting patiently for!
CBS: DOGE Is Going to Get You Eaten by Bears
NewsBusters | February 26, 2025 | Jorge BonillaCBS’s Ian Lee leads viewers to infer that DOGE cuts will lead people to be eaten by bears.
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LEE: … some of these workers monitored bear populations and without them, there could be more encounters.
DOGE cuts can mean you might be shot by a plytapus. Why not?
With DOGE, we’ll all die!
A DØGE once bit my sister.
More encounters? That’s bad news … for the bears!!!
Wait! Are you saying this is all about The Bad News Bears?
I wish I could see Sarah Palin from my backyard.
Not if she sees you first.
Up here in Alaska bears been attacking and in some cases eating people long before DOGE was ever heard of, and I guarantee you it will continue long after DOGE is just a memory.
You betcha!
This meme seems appropriate (sorry for the link, I can’t remember how to post a picture in the comments.)
https://tinyurl.com/4u6dvtz4
Tchuh- bears are just misunderstood.
Even the Gummi ones?
Feminists marked safe.
Frankly the more Dems that get eaten in the woods, the lower my chances of meeting one of their “BEARS” in the wild.