Belgian Teenagers Found With 5,000 Ants to Be Sentenced by Kenyan Court in Two Weeks
Euronews | 23/04/2025 | Gavin BlackburnThe two men had entered Kenya on a tourist visa and were staying in a guest house in the western town of Naivasha. Their lawyer said that her clients did not know what they were doing was illegal.
Two Belgian teenagers who were found with thousands of ants valued at more than €8,000 and allegedly destined for European and Asian markets will be sentenced in two weeks, a Kenyan magistrate has said. Njeri Thuku, sitting at the court in Kenya’s main airport, said she would not rush the case but would take time to review environmental impact and psychological reports filed in court before passing sentence on 7 May.

I’d match them with 5000 uncles and then let nature take its course…
You stole my idea
Only three bacons? Taking that idea can only be a misdemeanor at worst…
The Court notes that Bob B has spent most of the day on this website. He is hereby sentenced to time served, plus 1 bacon of compensation to the victim. Case Closed.
I would fry them and they would be just as good as those little fried crispy things they add to your fish at Long John Silver’s.
5000 ants?
1) Steal underpants
2) Put ants in pants
3) ???
4) Profit!!!
Invite them all to my birthday party! I’ll be unwrapping wierd gifts until the my next birthday!
If they’re army ants I’m taking over the Alabama Aquarium.
Start attending lots of picnics, and have the ants guide me to the best food available.
Blackmail Scott Lang
Name one Adam, have him release the single Goody Six Shoes. Atom, he gets the Disney live action movie.
Can they fill a small Albert Hall?
5,000 aunties? Remove their panties!
Eat their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti….
I think I would get sick of liver and beans after the first 10 or so. I mean it’s liver, not tacos.
So is that where our socks go? Are ants stealing the socks from our laundry and creating deadly underground sock fortresses to hide their Hypersonic Air Launched Offensive Anti-Surface (HALO) missiles and can we get some to aim at the “Hooties” in Yeman or “yea man” as some of us like to say?