EXCLUSIVE: CBP Busts Meth Breakfast Cereal Smuggling Attempt
Daily Signal | 12/17/2025 | Virginia AllenCustoms and Border Protection has thwarted a large drug smuggling attempt in Texas.
CBP officers in the Lone Star State discovered a tractor trailer filled with cereal ingredients. More than $10.3 million in alleged methamphetamine was found hidden inside the cereal bags.
… a lot of people are going woke in a whole new way…
Enjoy your wee tease.
Don’t tease my wee!
…. , gonna need some of Michael Jackson’s “milk” to take the edge off…
…or mellow out with the new Sugar Smack…
Contact Cocoa Puff Diddy.
EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Hey, what’s wrong with propofol, besides the whole kills-you-if-not-properly-monitored thing???
…some of it always makes it through.
Little Johnny:
“Mommy Mommy! I just ate my Cap’n Crunch and I’m going to start cleaning 🧹 the WHOLE house then mow the lawn and then build a tree house!”🏡
I’d like to get crazy with her. It doesn’t matter if she messed up my order or not. French Fries will make you fat like Oprah anyway.
“Diner? I don’t even know her.”
Waitress (leaning over menu) to Gene: “See anything you like?”
Gene:
“Why, yes . . . a nice cup of coffee, and . . . with sugar, and . . . bacon, I think.”
Yeah..she hit him on the head with a 10 inch iron skillet and then tried to finish him off by smothering him with her boob jobs. Totally cruel.
I never met a Fast Food Worker I didn’t like because I was a Burger Flipper for a while in college and went on a date with a totally cute 🥰 co-worker but I ended up ghosting her after the term was over and went back home to the Fort. 😭
… the Fortress of Solitude?
Yes! Is that on paperback?!
Just think if the Beatles named the song Paperback Reader instead of Paperback Writer…I tried singing it to myself and it just doesn’t sound right.
It’s the tone-deaf voices in your head. Don’t worry about it.
I worked at a Wendy’s in high school or college. Busty female manager only 2 years older than me. Svelte blonde Texas bombshell hiding out from her abusive husband. Thin cool black guy cranking the tunes on the radio all the time and dancing in the back room. Real sitcom stuff.
So all of those DQ tales are just a pack of lies?
Nope. Worked there, too. Earlier.
… Toucan Sam will be going supersonic…
Luden or unluden?
He has been replaced by “Narcan Sam.”
That one instigated a genuine snort.
… Tony the Tiger will have difficulty saying “it’s Grrrrrreat!” through clenched teeth…
When will they get around to putting it in bacon and eggs?
The Attorney General Special:
AG McMuffin
The Corn Refiners Association lobby is going to have a conniption if they find out something less addictive then high fructose corn syrup is getting into their products.
Hunter will certainly spend some time on his hands and knees picking through rugs for “frosted” wheat
Meth in breakfast cereal? Not exactly the breakfast of champions now is it?
Breast Fix of Champions.
Well if he made Walter Wheaties, maybe Heisenburgers are next?
. . . Wheaties Energy Crunch is going to make a comeback!
“If They’re Going To Smuggle Meth in Breakfast Cereals…”
What will it take to pop tarts?
…blue moons, pink hearts, green clovers, and white crystals.
… you’ll get your Kix on Route 66.
Kookie, Kookie, lend me a key…
And I thought a cheap plastic trinket was a prize.