WASHINGTON (AP) – While hundreds of thousands of people in Kentucky go without heat or electricity due to this week’s ice storm, President Barack Obama explained his indifference to the weather-related tragedy by saying “I’ve been kinda busy this week, and besides, I don’t care about white people, anyway.”
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After the vicious winter storm swept through the state, more than half a million people Kentuckians were left shivering in the dark. “We’ve got lots of counties that do not have any communication, any heat, any power,” Steve Beshear, the state’s governor, said Wednesday.
“I can’t believe they’re closing down the state because of what, some ice?” said Obama incredulously. “When it comes to the weather, those inbred honkies don’t seem to be able to handle things. Too bad they don’t have my flinty Chicago toughness. It’s even more too bad that Kentucky used to be a slave state. I guess being afflicted by all those white-devil snow flakes is simply God’s justice.”
So far, 24 deaths have officially been blamed on the storm. That toll is expected to rise over the next few weeks, since damage was so widespread that repair crews don’t anticipate complete restoration of services until mid-February. Emergency officials said that utility workers were doing everything they could, but that there simply were too many felled lines, especially in remote areas of the state, to move any faster.
“I’d really love to help out,” said Obama, absent-mindedly scratching his face with his middle finger, “but I’ve got my hands full trying to push my stimulus package past those Pigmently-Challenged partisan hack Republicans in the Senate. Speaking of Republicans, did you know I only got 40% of the vote in yonder red state? And NOW they want me to make them a priority? I guess hillbillies really are as dumb as everyone says.”
Will a country music artist get on TV and say that Obama doesn’t care about white people a la Kanye West?
I wish I could believe this was fake but I’m having a real hard time summoning up the energy.
I’m sure cracker is going to become the new n-word real soon, so use it often. Crack’ah.
I live in Arkansas where he got hit pretty bad. Homes demolished and whatnot. Luckly I live next to a hospital so they got our power back on 1st.
Let me be the first to report what I saw before the ice storm began. There were military jets flying over the area seeding the clouds to cause rain during the cold snap causing the ice. Obama, sent out the armed forces to create the disaster.
Obama wants to kill whites.
If Katrina was GWB’s fault, then this storm is BHO’s. He should be there handing out blankets and chopping wood rather than lanquishing in 75 degreed White House. He just doesn’t care.
You have got to photoshop that picture so the phone is upside down.
White is the new black.
I has my rights!! Where am my stimulus check?
And when do I get reparations and an apology for the suffering of my Irish ancestors….sniff…gawd bless them potato-starved Celtic pioneers.
Why doesn’t everyone in Kentucky just go into their oval offices and crank up the heat to 77
It’s so hot in Obama’s office, he’s growing orchids – in his ass.
What color? Why, orchids of color.
As a lifelong resident of the Derby City I must say DAMN ITS COLD!. Also, it’s “Crackerican-american” to you Mr. Obama.
Seriously there is a natural disaster, no fema, and zerO is planning a super bowl party!?! Can you imagine the headlines if that had been Bush?
Obama promised change and he is delivering. First he is going to change our country to a socialist state. Next he will change global warming into the next ice age. His final change will be when he neuters our military.
Yep, that is change we can believe in!
Yeah buddy, we is no good to Obama ministration cuz we is white like snow…and crack ! HOPE they plan on CHANGin my house into a welfare housing unit.
Half brother George says “If you cold just fire up this here joint ………oops, shoulda kept that one hidden.”
Don’t you mean Allah’s justice? The election’s over after all.
Hey my ancestors were pioneers who helped settle the west and what do we get for it? Nuttin’ Everyone on the west coast owes me a check, reparations for relatives suffering in those wagon trains at the hands of Indians! Where’s MY check?!?!?!!
A white conservative girl whose ancestors suffered for the good of the lefties on the west coast: I need a big check! I’m a minority and a victim!
Too funny.
Do these snowflakes carry smallpox and how do they affect orchids?
Not only have I not received my unicorn, Obamuhhh has not reconnected my power yet.
Worst. President. Ever.
No 5 Nick Says “You have got to photoshop that picture so the phone is upside down”
They did.
Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe
Ahem. Remember?
Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee?
Just. Saying.
Also, I note Frank J. is ignoring that “Arkansas” also is having problems. I applaud this decision, the “state” of Arkansas is full “people” not worthy of attention. Here in Oklahoma, we are occasionally plagued with an Arkansan, and I’m going to tell you they are responsible for 90% of my states problems (the other 10% comes from the surprisingly common Californian), from crime to water contamination, to poor education in rural areas to democrats winning state level elections.
The “humor” attempted in this blog is worthy of Michael Moore. I won’t be returning to this site until or unless I see reports of an apology and a change in policy to more explicitly label as fraudulent the “fraudulent” content.
#20 g.e.Taylor
Fraudulent? What’s fraudulent? Every word here is true.
Except the ads.
Hey g.e.Talor! Obama is a FRAUD. Is that an explicit enough label for you?
Being in the category “newish fakery” ain’t enough?
Where is the messiah? The oceans were going to stop rising. Can’t the messiah control the weather. Wait! The messiah has stopped global warming. Thats why Kentucky had an ice storm. I think Kentuck residence should sue that stupid a## for dumping ice on them!
Bob A and Harvey and all of us need to get our priorities straight. BHO is having a Super Bowl party and the only crackers he is worried about have cheese or caviar on them.
Basil,
Speaking of the ads here; have you noticed a sudden increase in the number of ‘male-enhancement’ ads lately?
Vimax, Viagra, Levitra, Cialis … What could we be discussing here that would trigger the Google ad program into thinking we’re discussing … Oh, nevermind!
Wow. Really? Wow.
I stopped by this site to see if you’d published any reaction to Pajamas Media’s decision to stop handing out checks to their blogging network. Now that I’ve read your work… Good riddance!
Racist f*%k. Enjoy being in the ignorant minority. And have fun trying to build a decent funding stream without handouts from on high. The reason your side loses elections is because people like you and your audience make up their base.
“The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.” – George Washington
In other words, Dave, f*%k off.
Numbers 22:29-33
Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?” “No,” he said.
Then the LORD opened Balaam’s eyes, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with his sword drawn. So he bowed low and fell facedown.
The angel of the LORD asked him, “Why have you beaten your donkey these three times? I have come here to oppose you because your path is a reckless one before me.
The donkey saw me and turned away from me these three times. If she had not turned away, I would certainly have killed you by now, but I would have spared her.”
Balaam never thanked the donkey for saving his life.
Some people just can’t appreciate a friendly warning untill it’s too late. (Sigh).
Hey Dave!! How ’bout you you email your buddy Obama while he’s partying today and ask him to send help to Kentucky, OK? Thanks. Oh, I see you came back here to read the reactions to your blathering, didn’tcha? Hmmmm?
I live outside of Louisville and it is a mess. Our idiot governor, Steve Beshear waited 5 days before he called out the National Guard, finally figured out that FEMA wasnt coming. Still he happily praised Obama for calling his concern: “I can’t tell you how appreciative we were,” the governor said. “He not only expressed his concern, but he obviously had the Kentuckians in his thoughts and prayers, and he communicated that to us.” Ummm thanks for the prayers, we need water and chain saws!
#27 Dave, yeah, but we’re the racist minority with all the guns…
And we are only called racist because we are picking on your blessed Savior because he’s an empty suit, a fraud and a Commie bastard.
Worse, he a cheap Chicago hack fronting for the dumb, white, leftist Liberal morons like Pelosi, Kennedy, Schummer, Frank, Durbin and all the other Leftist DNC, Commie craps trying to kill America.
And when they do finally drive the country off the cliff the balme is not gonna be on the Commie Bastards, it’s gonne get blamed on the “Black Guy”.
You don’t think some stupid White Liberal ass wipe f*%k from San Francisco or Boston are gonna take the blame, do you?
Hey Dave, it’s not racism when all you’re doing is merely stating the truth, you turd!
#27 dave the returd said: Wow. Really? Wow.
Crackah please! Ain’t got no tyme for no Kentuckians, thays fooball on the tube bamamby! So get down wich yo ignort sef and goback to kos wheres ya belongs.
Gotta love the way he uses “flinty” toughness. Like arugala make you tough. And btw obozo, “Flint” is in Michigan.
#27 said: Racist f*%k. Enjoy being in the ignorant minority. And have fun trying to build a decent funding stream without handouts from on high. The reason your side loses elections is because people like you and your audience make up their base.
Oh look everyone: there’s that Obamanation version of Unity and Bringing Us All Together! I think we can safely guess that #27 has never read “How To Win Friends And Influence People”
Thanks, I’ve been screaming that at the TV for days (in my head at least).
Something’s been bothering me and it finally clicked a few days ago – we’ve seen all this before.
The plot of the 2002 movie “Undercover Brother” involved a funky superhero league ripoff plot where whites were considered evil and racist blacks were the heroes. Apparently they are trying to get a black guy elected president. I only sat through the first 15 minutes or so when it came on TV. What was very telling is that the first thing they did was…
…infiltrate banks and zero out the mortgage balances of black people who had bought homes they couldn’t afford. Hmmmm.
Who’d a thought such a crappy movie would be the Mein Kampf of the hard left, telegraphing their moves years ahead of time?
Heh.
Dave is all hopey changey – don’t worry, papa o-vomit will diaper you – there there…..
Well I know it is comedy, but sadly there’s some underlying truth to it. Funny you dont hear a massive outcry from hollywood types about the injustice here (i.e. Sheppard Smith standing in the snow weeping like a woman(sorry women you didnt deserve that). Just look at what happened with the Iowa floods, the difference…self reliance. Independent people prepare for 4 years of being ignored (except when the government wants to take something from you) “e.taylor” get a sense of humor already! My Southern brothers and sisters push for secession, it might be the only way to survive(regardless of your skin color)
Short of seccession, there’s always New Hampshire:
http://freestateproject.org/
Has the Onion called you, yet?
Oh look they have elected a tyrant to the blighthouse run by the demacrook party so BEN KENOBI is right in one way WASHINGTON D.C. NEVER BEFORE WILL YOU WILL YOU HAVE A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLIANY
Obama never said that. I dare you to post the place where it was said as a direct quote. Otherwise, you are total asshole.
#44 david still
>Obama never said that. I dare you to post the place where it was said as a direct quote.
Yes, that’s a direct quote. Here’s the link to the AP story.
Good News/Bad News
Hey white people, good news: Dale Earnhardt is alive and well!!! Bad news: he faked his own death and is now operatating
an exclusively male, brazilian body waxing salon in San Francisco.
What I heard was that the Temp in the Oval Office was 85 Degrees and BO Was actually Growing Orchids in there.
His “Why don’t the Dumb Crackers just turn Up the Thermostat”
Reminds us of Marie Antoinette’s “Let them Eat Cake”.
Totally out of touch with the Realities in America and
BO Might end up the same way Marie did!
funny stuff! i wounder… now that we have a black president, can we all stop being so PC and call country music artists by the correct term?: hillbilly/white trash/person who has sex with their sister and/or cousin
this is for the idiot who made the comment about dale earnhardt,listen,you little punk,dale earnhardt was a great man and the best driver ever,obama couldnt lick his shoes,dale was real and obamas a fake,if we were in the same room and you made the comment you would not make it out of the room,leave the earnhardts out of your stupid koolaid drinking mentallity.
“Hillbilly/white trash/person who has sex with their sister and/or cousin” – The correct term?
It’s not very catchy, is it?
I wonder what a side-by-side comparison of the criminal records of the top ten country/western performers and the top ten rappers, rock and rollers, or alternative-grunge-goth-techno-anarchist-pop stars (whatever them ‘air high-falutin’ city-folk like’ta listen to) would reveal.
How many folks died in N.O. after the hurricane? I believe the deaths ( sadly ) in KY are far, far more in number and where are the handwringing Obamarons??? The Soledad OBriens of CNN or that idiot Catie Couric of CBS and Brian the NBC pretty boy. They ARE HIDING BECAUSE HE SHIPPED TAINTED peanutbutter crackers to them poor Kentuckians.
They (FEMA Obamarons) are a disgrace. Obama has LOST the month of January to his overall ineptitudes.
He has 47 more months of failed policies to go. Wait until Israel has to hit Hammas or Syria or Iran. THEN, the USA will see the true muslim President’s stripes. War on Terror no more??
Wow this is really interesting. Presidents now control the weather! So,it is true! White people are just as crazy as black people in America!
So what is this about:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/president-obama-declares-emergencies-in-arkansas-and-kentucky/
You can diffenetly tell the liberals. They posted trash about President Bush all over the internet, yet when happens to one of their marxist, freedom hating, American hating cronies they get all “righteous” about it. Liberals are the narrowest minded people you can find. So idoit from the marxist/democrat party accidently called my house the other day giving their line of crap about not being bi-partisan. Really? What did the marxist demos do for the past 8 years? Back at ya. NObama is NOT my president nor will he ever be unless he repents of his marxist ways and starts restoring freedom from tyranny.
LOCK AND LOAD, ITS TIME FOR THE NEXT REVOLUTION!!!!!!
Seriously black people who voted for Obama need to get serious, he has slave owning roots from both his mothers side and fathers side. His Muslim Kenyan father’s family owned slaved.