Random Thoughts: Morality, Attractive Attorney Generals, and Roger Moore

Wow. That was pretty gruesome going through my tweets from a day the automatic spellcheck wasn’t working.

Yay. Reset Chrome and finally got the spellcheck redline back. I don’t like tweeting without a net.

If the solution to economy is having illegal aliens gay marry in ceremonies filled with assault weapons, we have a bright future ahead of us.

As a Christian, I want to judge people and force my morality on others, but the left have a monopoly on that 🙁

Nothing wrong with Obama’s compliment about the attorney general’s looks, but how he interrupted her shouting, “TAKE IT OFF!” was pretty bad.

Hillary Clinton seemed a lot more formidable before she was beaten by Obama and served unremarkably as Secretary of State.

This is so hypocritical. There were all those female attorney generals Obama called unattractive to their face and no one cared.

We probably don’t take the North Korean regime seriously enough considering its body count.

I tell every woman I meet whether I find her attractive or not. Women crave feedback.

I’m just kidding; I don’t know what goes on inside a woman’s brain. I swear half of it is a random number generator tied to mood.

I had the perfect murder planned until I accidentally live tweeted it.

I don’t think you can actually blow a guy’s head clean off with a .44 magnum; you need like a shotgun for that. CC: MythBusters

Nothing makes you feel like a real, professional writer like a royalty check.

Despite Obama’s reelection, people apparently still like books making fun of him.

Since this was way before my time, I have to ask: Did anyone really take Roger Moore seriously as James Bond?

Well, I guess “way before my time” isn’t quite true; I was six when the last of his films came out – but I was not the target audience.

14 Comments

  1. Interesting that you mentioned body counts and then telling women whether or not they’re attractive. The two can be inclusive.

    Hoping for a Margaret Thatcher post. Sorry to see she has passed. Say Hi to Ronnie and please feel free to come back as ghosts who haunt Obama until he slithers back to whatever hole he crawled out of.

  2. “I don’t know what goes on inside a woman’s brain.”

    Chocolate. It’s associated with numbers between 0.500001 and 0.999999.

    The numbers between 0.000000 and 0.5000000 are reserved for obsessive control of male activities.

  3. bocephus:

    George Lazenby may have wedded Emma Peel, but he couldn’t save her from getting killed by Kojak.

    Roger Moore got Jane Seymour, Britt Ekland, Barbara Bach, Lois Chiles, Carole Bouquet, Maud Adams, and Tanya Roberts. And didn’t have to marry any of them.

    Roger Moore wins.

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