I have a new PJ Media column in which I explore how white males try to compensate for sexual insecurity with guns and freedom.

But the Childresses are right: Where guns are concerned, we have a white-male problem. And Karlin is correct that the root of that problem is sexual insecurity. To really understand this, we have to look at the history of sexual insecurity. Throughout most of history, men lived in harmony, hugging each other, playing in drum circles, eating organically grown food. But then several hundred years ago, sexual insecurity arose among white men. At first, all the white men did was kind of be quiet and curt with each other, but then finally one of them invented a solution to his insecurity: a gun. I believe the inventor’s name was Bob Gun — he named it after himself. And white males, upon seeing the new invention, said, “Well, this shall compensate for my lack of manhood. And now I will find people with darker skin than me and shoot them, because I am racist.” And then white males unleashed on the world massacres, genocide, arrhythmic dancing, mayo — you know, white people stuff. And all because white people tried to handle their sexual insecurity by owning guns.

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