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  1. My cat will occasionally bring me a dead bird or half a dead squirrel and leave it by the kitchen door where I’ll be sure to find it. All the obaminator has brought us is 7 trillion in new debt, the mocking disrespect of every other nation on earth, and the shredding of our constitution.
    Cats are much more helpful and by comparison, low maintenance.

  2. Cats are like Obama in that both are furtive, stone cold killers, it is true. But so is a moray eel. And Obama is also limp and slippery like an eel. But I digress…
    Cats are fastidious about burying their poop. Obama buries his in a desultory, inefficient fashion. It often becomes uncovered, and when pressured he has been known to smear it on himself and others. No, Obama is not like a cat. He is more like a psychotic child.

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