[High Praise! to I Can Has Cheezburger]
Feel free to continue with the “Obama as cat” analogy in the comments…
Oh, and apologies in advance to DamnCat. Hey, it’s not personal, it’s just funny.
[High Praise! to I Can Has Cheezburger]
Feel free to continue with the “Obama as cat” analogy in the comments…
Oh, and apologies in advance to DamnCat. Hey, it’s not personal, it’s just funny.
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Every time Obama opens his yap to explain how great Obamacare is, I feel like he just ran one of these grifter’s cons on me.
Mostly the last one.
Obamacare: the cold, wet pants of government programs.
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to The Most Interesting Item Illegally Charged to an IRS Credit Card…
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]
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[High Praise! to EdthePastor and Very Conservative News]
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
BARACK OBAMA, Salon.com, Dec. 11, 2006
“Also baffling to Michelle – how to have a lick of fashion sense.”
You know the guy. Got his break in the Nickelodeon series All That which led to many comedic roles.
Which is your favorite Kenan Thompson role or character? Here are a few to refresh your memory:
Dexter in Good Burger
Fat Albert
His many Saturday Night Live characters
Trayvon Martin’s girlfriend
So, which is your favorite?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The price of gold tumbled to a 3-year low. Also rapidly losing value…
I don’t know if you’ve seen it, but there’s a TV show called Grimm that is set in Oregon.
The show’s alright. Little hard to follow at times with all the German critters and bogiemen running around. If you haven’t seen it, here’s the deal: All those fairy tales? They’re real. It goes on from there.
Anyway, I wondered why the show was set in Oregon. I kinda figured that the whole Twilight thing with all the gay vampires in the northwest U.S. was the inspiration. But now, I’m not so sure.
Turns out that in Wilsonville, Oregon, they’re gonna put up a memorial to 50,000 dead bumblebees.
No, I’m not making that up.
So, what are you doing this coming Sunday at 2:00 PM Left Coast Time? If you’re near Wilsonville, Oregon — that’s 25 miles south of the police station in Portland where Nick and his half-Hexenbiest captain work — you can watch a bunch of grown folks put up a monument to dead bumblebees.
I don’t know if you’ll see any Hexenbiest or Blutbaden or Fuchsbau there. But, I’m sure you’ll see a Blödmann or two.
UPDATE: Harvey has an update.
[High Praise! to archangel]
From an article about Jihawg Ammo:
But some religious experts debate the theory that the bullets would prevent a Muslim from attaining salvation should they be shot with the pork-laced ammunition.
“There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,’ said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, in an interview with Religion News Service. “To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.”
Archangel’s commentary from his email raises a good question:
Anyone find it odd that the religious scholar is focusing on the pork contact rather than the action earning someone the title of terrorist as the reason they aren’t entering heaven?
Amen.
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to A White House Climate Adviser Said We Need a “War On Coal”. Also needed:…
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