Not My First Thought Regarding Pork-Laced Bullets

[High Praise! to archangel]

From an article about Jihawg Ammo:

But some religious experts debate the theory that the bullets would prevent a Muslim from attaining salvation should they be shot with the pork-laced ammunition.

“There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,’ said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, in an interview with Religion News Service. “To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.”

Archangel’s commentary from his email raises a good question:

Anyone find it odd that the religious scholar is focusing on the pork contact rather than the action earning someone the title of terrorist as the reason they aren’t entering heaven?

Amen.

8 Comments

  1. Let’s be scientific about this. Get a control group of Muslim terrorists and kill them with ordinary bullets while you use the pork bullets on the test group of Muslim terrorists. Compare Paradise accession rates between the two groups. Repeat as often as necessary to achieve publishable results.

  2. i do believe that the original studies were done by Black Jack Pershing in the Philippines. it is said that he dipped bullets in pig fat and wrapped corpses in pigskin.

    i believe that this would allow walruskkkch to go immediately to large scale testing.

  3. “There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,’ said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, in an interview with Religion News Service. “To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork.

    So this means a pre-emptive strike on all bad muslims with bacon bullets is allowed by the quern?

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