Archive of entries posted on 23rd June 2013
Doing the Jobs Americans Don’t Want to Do
During a speech in the White House, President Obama said “we owe” illegal immigrants a path to citizenship.
Yes, the NSA’s running out of citizens to eavesdrop on.
Link of the Day: Once Again, The Left Behaves Unparodyably
[High Praise! to Tongue Tied]
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
lolbama! Part 141
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From Arik of Nuking Politics:
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From James:
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From Katy:
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From Les of Nuking Politics:
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Arik of Nuking Politics:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Arik for knowing who Erin Andrews is.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
I Didn’t Say He Was “Broke”, I Said He Was “Barack”
Seanmahair [High Praise!] suggested that “Barack” should be a word in the dictionary, with the definition being along the lines of:
“The state of being disconnected, incompetent, inept, and criminally stupid.”
I think “Don’t be so Barack” would make a great catch-phrase for us liberty-loving folk. Quite useful any time a liberal says something stupid. It’s like punching a hippie, except your knuckles don’t smell like weed and patchouli afterward.
Your thoughts?
Your New Pledge
[High Praise! to Spootville]
I pledge allegiance to the supercomputer of the United States of Data Mining. And to the dictatorship for which it stands, one nation, under Obama, unencryptable, with tyranny and injustice for all.
Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way
The president of the Albuquerque Tea Party said that members are afraid to make donations for fear of being targeted by the IRS.
Easy fix – just make the donation in the name of your favorite Obama-voter.