Seanmahair [High Praise!] suggested that “Barack” should be a word in the dictionary, with the definition being along the lines of:
“The state of being disconnected, incompetent, inept, and criminally stupid.”
I think “Don’t be so Barack” would make a great catch-phrase for us liberty-loving folk. Quite useful any time a liberal says something stupid. It’s like punching a hippie, except your knuckles don’t smell like weed and patchouli afterward.
Your thoughts?
I think the phrase “Don’t be so Baracking stupid!” would be redundant but very catchy.
like quisling or borked? but should it be a noun or a verb? don’t be so barack!
or i’ve been baracked!
Also:
“Habitual liar”
“Con artist”
“Snake oil salesman”
“Narcissistic, hubris-filled dumbass”
@2 – You just made me realize that, having that hard “k” sound in it, “Barack” makes a fine euphemism for any number of obscenities, both mild and vile.
And Barack you if you disagree with me 😀
“We are soooo Baracked!
You Gosh darned Baracking thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.
Apologies in advance.
“What’s that smell, did you just Barack?”
“The word ‘Barack’ is derived from the German word: ‘zu Barack’ which means ‘to Barack,’ or ‘to Barack,’ or ‘to Barack.'”
Embaracksment: The redistribution of wealth.
Baracktivisim: The intentional redistribution of wealth.
Barackcident: The inadvertent redistribution of wealth.
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Bartender: One who provides goods and services in exchange for payment.
Barback: One who provides services in exchange for payment.
Barback Obama: One who provides neither in exchange for payment.
Baracclimate: To adapt to a change in a temperature by making industry and wage earners pay a tax.
“I was going to tell the wife the truth, but she bought the barack so I didn’t have to.”
“If you Barack it enough, no one will be able to notice the difference.”
It’s time to play “Guess The Meaning!!”
(brought to you by the makers of IMAO Ronin Juice… It’s baracking good!)
“Honey, could you take out the barack for me?”
“What the barack are you doing?”
“I’m taking a barack!”
“Well, get off your barack and do it yourself!”
“Don’t get your barack in a bunch!”
“Kiss my barack!”
“Watch your barack, smarty pants.”
“Well, the barack is starting to barack like baracking barack.”
“Barack!”
@12 – “Barack” is the new “Smurf”.
We are all SO getting audited…
@4 harvey
barack you and the horse you rode in on. 🙂
i don’t disagree, it’s just fun to say.
Baracktion: Something that has an equal and opposite correct action.
@14 – That’s the Barackest thing I’ve ever heard 😀
@16 – take a flying barack at a rolling donut. 🙂
oh, yeah. we’re getting audited. 🙁
I find the B-word to be very offensive, please stop.
20 lbs of barack stuffed in a 10 lb. bag.
I find the B-word to be very offensive, please stop.
Baltimore? Bumble-bee? Barkentine?
All of you who posted to this thread are going to be soooo Baracked after the IRS gets through with you.
@21 zzyzx
no sweat. i’ll tell ’em you made me do it. 🙂
The Terminator: I’m a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?
Desk Sergeant: No, you can’t see her she’s making a statement.
The Terminator: Where is she?
Desk Sergeant: It may take a while. Want to wait? There’s a bench over there.
[points to bench]
The Terminator: [looks around, examining the structural integrity of the room, then looks at the desk sergeant again] I’ll be barack!
The U.S. national debt: Brokebarack Mountain.
I like it as a verb myself, as in, for example, “Don’t try to barack me.” This is something to be said to somebody who just told you something untrue – perhaps something that contradicts something that he said in the past (like claiming that the government would be transparent).
White house press secretary Jay Carney is taking some heat because of the way he dodges some questions.
and there were at least 9,486 times where he’s dodged a question.
The breakdown, according to Yahoo!, includes:
I don’t have the answer (1905 times)
I would refer you to someone else (1383 times)
You already know the answer (1125 times)
I’m not going to tell you (939 times)
Not that I know of (927 times)
I don’t want to (588 times)
I’m not sure (549 times)
I won’t speculate (525 times)
No comment (429 times)
I’ll get back to you (387 times)
It’s a good question (381 times)
See yesterday’s non-response (231 times)
The president won’t tell me (117 times)
Let us solve his problem and have him just say “Barack” when he needs to be a clueless liar.
Mo-Bo, you gots to be Barackin’ me.
Barack
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the English language word. For other uses, see Barack (disambiguation).
Barack is an English language word which refers to the act of sexual intercourse. It is also often used as a profanity, either to denote disdain or as an intensifier.
The origin of the word is obscure. It is usually considered to be first attested to around 1475, but it may be considerably older. In modern usage, Barack and its derivatives (such as Baracker and Baracking) can be used in the position of a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. There are many common phrases which make use of the word, as well as a number of compounds incorporating it, such as motherBaracker.
Barack has a very flexible role in English grammar, which stems from its vulgarity – the more vulgar a word is, the greater its linguistic flexibility. Linguist Geoffrey Hughes found eight distinct usages for English curse words, and Barack can apply to each. For example, it fits in the “curse” sense (“Barack you!”) as well as the “personal” sense (“You Baracker”). Its vulgarity also contributes to its mostly figurative sense, though Barack is used in its literal sense to refer to sexual intercourse, its most common usage is figurative- to indicate the speaker’s strong sentiment and to offend or shock the listener.
Baracktologist………..I can’t do it!!……..lololololool
@8 Shouldn’t it be derived from the Kenyan?
#30 – Walrus – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g
Educational video NSFW and probably not safe for home.
It’s a clear case of Barackteriological Warfare out of control!
World War B!
You all need to STBU!
Barack is used in its literal sense to refer to sexual intercourse, its most common usage is figurative- to indicate the speaker’s strong sentiment and to offend or shock the listener.
Further to that etymological end, more specifically barack traces back to an obscure Goidelic-Saxon word for attempted acts of stealthy yet forcible rectal intromission upon a person by another manifesting transient impotence.
Barack: An undergarment for women that requires them to get their boobs in a twist before putting it on. The Barack Sack, worn by men, is only worn once, although you can retrieve your “junk” at any time by thinking and acting as a Conservative.
“BARACK” could be used just like any other derogatory word so use it as you will…..
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Shut your BARACKING mouth!
My Apologize to Darius Rucker 😉
“Barack me Obama like a Wagon Wheel………. Barack me Obama any way you feel…….Hey Obama Barak me”