Newspapers have been having trouble for some time, but one, the New York Post, has made some good decisions that should help. First of all, they’ve had me write for them — one of the best ideas anyone in print can ever make. Second, they’ve now started a blog devoted to scifi, comic books, and video games. For the longest time, newspapers have always had this boring “sports” section but nothing devoted to actual interesting stuff like Star Wars and Batman and Legend of Zelda. Good to see newspapers growing up.

So the narrative about the whole IRS thing is changing. First, it was this is awful… but done by a few low-level employees. Now it’s “overreach” with the addition of “conservatives brought this on themselves by existing.”

Conservatives existing as long been seen as a provocation by liberals. Liberals are just walking around, being super right about everything, and then suddenly these conservatives exist and ruin that. And then we ruin freedom of speech by using it in a way liberals never envisioned it being used — to disagree with them.

Well, we just can’t help the existing, so we’ll just have to make a compromise: Liberals get to yell and scream at us all they want, and we get to smash all their toys in front of them while they watch. Smash all their toys — their government power — while they weep and cry. Other compromise: Hippies will be allowed to have faces as long as we can punch them.

It’s all fun and games until you start using the government against us, and then you must suffer.