Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to A Russian Woman Volunteered to Go on a One-Way Trip to Mars. Also Going…
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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The Indian city of Mumbai plans to ban mannequins displaying lingerie and other skimpy clothing.
President Obama lauded the move, saying he was all in favor of more covering-up.
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Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear?
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My parents told my sisters and me that the divorce wasn’t our fault and now that I have children of my own I know they were lying.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 11, 2013
Promise me Russell Crowe doesn’t sing in this new Superman movie.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 11, 2013
How do you tell someone you want to be less than friends?
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 11, 2013
The most corrupt branch of the Obama administration: the media.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 11, 2013
I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 11, 2013
Environmentalist hipsters who dress up as loggers are dreadfully confusing. Do you want trees cut down or not?
— Mark Driscoll (@PastorMark) June 11, 2013
The country is not as polarized as our politics would suggest.
BARACK OBAMA, interview, Oct. 27, 2006
“Trust me, this comes straight from official NSA data.”
I guess I’m just one of those many people who doesn’t quite understand the purpose of Lindsey Graham. He seems to have a very baffling — you might say obsequious — attitude about government for a Republican. And it’s just reached a weird peak recently. With all the complaints about the government’s mass spying under Obama, Graham started idly musing about censoring mail.
I don’t know if I want to join the chorus of those demanding we kick the twerp out of the party, though. What else is a Lindsey Graham supposed to do? Isn’t the Senate the place for annoying, useless people?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To avoid being spied on by the government, experts recommend…
I thought this was interesting. When PRISM is looking at data, it tries to determine “foreignness.” I wonder how you determine foreignness of emails and stuff on the web? Here’s some of my guesses:
INDICATIONS OF FOREIGNNESS
* Talks about other countries than America like they exist and are important.
* No mentions of Tim Tebow.
* Expresses that Obama is doing a good job.
* Contains text strings such “Sure is great here in another country than America” and “I am foreign.”
* Subtle, specific errors indicate person was driving on left side of the road while posting on Twitter.
* Talks a lot about kicking a football, but no mentions of catching or tackling.
* When the name “Ronald Reagan” appears, there is no “(pbuh)” after it.
* It’s not in English.
“Dear Sir or Madam…” You’ve got my attention!
Interesting. The big, bloated PS3 started out at $600, but the PS4 is going to start out at $400… $100 cheaper than the XBox One.
I’ve gotten every Nintendo home console, but I currently have no interest in the Wii U and am looking at the coming options.
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. We’re going fishing. On a boat.”
Yeah, the PS4 seems like the better deal unless you really want your video game system spying on you 24/7.
I don’t see how a new season of The Newsroom could not be hilarious.
Where are the Rubios of yesteryear?
Maybe we should just tear down the government and start over. Aren’t we supposed to do that every so often when it gets stale?
I’m waiting for it to be revealed the the world’s oldest man was murdered by the world’s second oldest man. I should write for CSI.
Lindsey Graham is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma that I’d rather chuck into the sea than figure out.
So what happens if I’m a libertarian? I hear its a permanent, yet treatable condition, though some claim to have been cured.
So the XBox One is $100 more than PS4, has slower RAM, will constantly spy on me, and I’ll only kinda sorta own the games I buy?
Why are we spying on American citizens? It’s foreigners that we’re scared of.
If we give amnesty to the illegal immigrants, do we have to pay them minimum wage?
Next time we make a government, we should put an expiration date on it.
How will this immigration bill affect this year’s Hunger Games?
It’s Gallup that said Bush is now more popular than Obama, so there might not even be a President Bush.
“It’s like Splinter Cell, but starring Juno.” I wish I could pitch video game ideas.
Told that Congressman Issa called him a “paid liar”, Jay Carney responded “I hadn’t heard that, that’s amazing”.
Say, isn’t that what Obama said about the IRS scandal?
