A Message From George Orwell

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Yes.

Best
Instruction
Manual
Ever

Sincerely,
B. Obama

A Little Something for Asimov Fans

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Muslim School Prayer

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Apparently this is to address “the needs of a growing Muslim community“.

I’ve got some needs for you.

My child needs to celebrate “Christmas” with a manger and the hymns of the season. My child needs to celebrate Easter with its focus on the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. My child needs there to be prayer in the morning before school starts and before they leave for the day. My child needs prayers before contests, events, and before testing as prayer settles the mind and brings peace and harmony to the soul. My child needs an hour off daily to attend a church class that he now has to get up at 5:30 in the morning to attend (when school is in session) to help him to navigate the dangerous path laid before him by those who do not believe as he does. My child needs to not be exposed to pornography masquerading as literature, science fiction instead of scientific theory, libertine behavior disguised as health class, and abhorrent, immoral, illegal and uncivilized behavior that is on display by teachers and students alike and called “freedom of expression” while my child is told how and what and when they can “express their freedom”.

Either all religion is banned or none are.
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About That “Pro-Choice” Moniker…

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Link of the Day: Biggest Liar in the World

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Biggest Liar in the World

This is one of those “audience participation” posts, and since Moon Nukers are the best participationists in the world, maybe you could pile on with this one?

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Wisdom of the Day: Bell Tattoo Fox Z Snowden Jovi Incoherent ID Disappointment Bud French

The Technical Term for it Is “Michelling”

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Lady M was so rattled by a LGBT heckler at the DNC fundraiser she was addressing yesterday

that her big brain temporarily shut down, and an uncharacteristic flash of anger leapt out:

“The pool reported that Obama left the lectern toward the protestor saying that they could ‘listen to me or you can take the mic, but I’m leaving. You all decide. You have one choice.'”

In a response that presented an alternative somewhere between a conundrum and a false dilemma, Lady M created her own new logic fallacy: the “Vamoose Conundrum.” It’s “telling people they have a choice between two options, immediately followed by a declaration that negates the first one.”

You’ve Been Judged!

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to Harry Reid Wants Nevada to Be Defined As a “Border State”. Also to Be Defined…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

I Am Done Blogging

Until July. Have fun with the other bloggers here, like the beard guy and the one with the lazy eye — Julio, I think.

Later.

Obama Warned Us – Audacity

In a country of 300 million people, there is a certain degree of audacity required for anybody to say, “I’m the best person to lead this country.”

BARACK OBAMA, Washington Post, Nov. 18, 2006

“Fortunately, Lincoln’s ‘all of the people, some of the time‘ thing goes double on election days. You go, Abraham!”

The Ultimate Crazy with a Gun

So here’s something kind of scary: This woman to prove a point, buys a gun and gets a carry permit — except she’s insanely ignorant and fearful of the gun at her hip. I guess her point was: “Here I am, a mentally unstable person without the faintest bit of common sense and I obtained a gun!” She even talks about how when she goes in Starbucks, she thinks of how easy it would be to open fire on the children around her. She’s like a psychopath or something. Who knows what she’ll do next — maybe make a pipe bomb.

I guess the idea is this should scare us into more restrictions for guns to make sure in the future people like her with childlike minds are unable to obtain a firearm, and it’s sort of a convincing argument. But insane, scared people obtaining guns to make weird political points is thankfully very rare and not something we should base policy decisions on. But if you’re heading out today and thinking of carrying, remember there are people out there like Heidi Yewman who is armed, unstable, and thinking about shooting children. Protect yourself.

Straight Line of the Day: After Learning of the NSA’s Spying Program, China…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After learning of the NSA’s spying program, China

Obama Is Not Cheney And Is Incapable of Being Him

President Obama wants to assure you he is not Dick Cheney… if anyone was operating under that assumption. You know, they accuse Cheney of a lot of things — being evil, going to war to increase his profits at Halliburton, being more machine than man, biting the heads off kittens — but what no one accuses Cheney of is being incompetent. So I think Obama has a long way to go until anyone would realistically mistake him for Dick Cheney.

Sure, Obama is trying to imitate Cheney — but in the way a kid would tie a red blanket around his neck and imitate Superman. But no one is going to mistake that kid for the real Superman. And no one actually mistakes Obama for Cheney… the man who shot his friends in the face with a shotgun and we can only imagine what he did to terrorists.

So when Obama blows people up with drones and spies on everyone, we don’t think, “Here’s a terrible force we should fear!” we think “Here’s a bumbling idiot who has no idea what he’s doing we should fear!”

Random Thoughts: Spying, Cheney, and Fair Share

Is there a country we’re not spying on? If so, what am I paying taxes for?

You know Snowden donated to Ron Paul, right? Just keep that in my mind before you act surprised by crazy behavior.

But remember that time a beauty pageant contestant really nailed the answer to her question and brought the country together?

Eric Holder has done a great job protecting the rights of the American people other than everything.

Am I going to lose followers if I start talking about politics?

We don’t need NASA anymore; we’re done with space. We found everything up there there is to find.

I fought the law and the law won, but now I have a sword with +5 damage to the law.

“You’re kinda like Dick Cheney, Obama”
“NO. I’M. NOT.” **shoots guy in the face with a shotgun**

I, for the life of me, will never understand why any of my tax dollars go to PBS and NPR.

Kind of annoying on Amazon how often the digital download for a PC game is more expensive than the physical copy.

I don’t get all this talk about the gender wage gap; nothing is preventing women from disguising themselves as men.

“fair share”: whatever amount the person who earned the money feels like sharing

21st Century Redress of Grievance

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