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Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
Because Kim Jung-Un wasn’t available.
At this point, what difference does it make.
He’s been looking for a different vacation spot for next summer.
… He thought he was that Oxi-clean guy
… Because there wasn’t enough room to bow down and kiss his feet.
…to express the admiration he has for Castro’s ability to hold power and push a Communist agenda.
…they were making a choom deal.
…he was thanking Castro for that case of “The Clinton Special”.
…you bow to royalty you shake hands with dictators.
…he was just doing as he’s told.
The rest room was out of hand towels.
… Castro isn’t muslim, otherwise he would’ve French-kissed him
… Obama wants more info from him on that interesting timeshare he keeps talking about
… He needs Castro as a reference
…because he was too close to bow.
… he thought Castro was the leader of Mexico
… he made a deal for a box of cigars
… thanking him for showing off his Health Care System to Hollywood liberals
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
He would have dropped trousers and played “catcher” but the left wing media may have actually taken notice.
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
He was hoping Raul had some Anonymiss cookies for lunch and could get a contact high.
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
To show he is on the other side?
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
Setting up his asylum bid for 2017.
Obama was passing a note from Michelle that read, “Do you like me? Check one: Yes / No”
He was actually trying to pull Raul over to join the “selfie”
Because Obama never met a communist he didn’t like
Better than grabbing his junk
Because he was hoping to get a treat, just like when Valerie trains him. (His best-learned commands are “bark”, “bow”, “shake hands”, and “roll over” [but only to terrorists and despots].)
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
Lack of courtesy is for dealing with Republicans.
Because bowing is SOOOO 2009…
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro?
Hey, it was just their first date.
Why did President Obama shake hands with Cuban dictator Raul Castro? Becuse bowing takes too long and he was already running late for his patty-cake date with the Danish Prime Minister.
…because he didn’t want to go home with Michelle and the Danish PM shot him down.
To tell him what a fan of his brothers work he is.
,,,his phone battery died.
To thank him for his brother’s endorsement and under the table money in his last two elections.
Obama has a personal objective to shake hands with every totalitarian dictator before January 20, 2017.
He thought that he was shaking hands with Raoul Duke.
His back was too stiff to bow
President O’bama is desperately seeking approval…from ANYone.
Because giving him a handie right there would not be very presidential.
… because the embargo on fistbumps is still in place.
… because a brohug would have been too obvious.
Because Obama mistook him for the Most Interesting Man in the World.
Obama was palming Raul a cookie.
Because Obama’s aide mistranslated “pull my finger.”
…because it’s not every day you meet someone whose beliefs and ideals are so close to your own.
…because Valarie Jarret put the kabosh on the leg humping.
huh…apparently it’s spelled “kibosh”.
It’s apparently also probably of Irish descent so with Valarie Jarret being a Native American and all I’m probably a racist for attributing an Irish thing to her.
I suck.
Too bad there weren’t any microphones to pick up the audio: http://youtu.be/rr0xqtFo3Xo
Because, since Hugo Chavez has passed, Obama needs a new Latino in his Super Friends Rainbow Coalition.
WOO-HOO!!!! I finally got moderated! I guess I should count myself lucky to not have to scrub my fingertips with Ajax.
Because he knew that reaching around to shake his tail could have caused impalement and would have been in bad taste.
Well, he was going to give a reach around, but he also knew Michelle would be jealous.
To get to the other side. (what, this wasn’t a chicken crossing the road joke? could’ve fooled me.)
He was saying hello to a Fellow Traveler
…because human beings will shake hands with anyone.
(probably really #12c or #35.)
…cause when he got caught having fun snapping selfies with celebrities at a funeral he couldn’t even muster some fake sadness
They didn’t show the full handshake.
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When a communist puppet has a hand up it’s butt it does whatever the hand wants it to do.
His wedding vow had a pledge of Fidelity and all white Hispanics look alike to him.
When you sell out America all Cuban dictators expect a five finger discount.
He was congratulating him for looking deader than Mandela, but still more alive than Fidel.
A glitch in Obamacare enrolled him and now he is looking for a country that has a functioning healthcare system.
How about this try?
http://youtu.be/xztwQeZoBKs
…because Raul offered Obama a doggie treat. (you know, real dog)
because it was a Marxist who had married a beard acknowledging another Marxist who had married a beard. ever since the media exposure scared barry the red away from the trinity united church of Christ in Chicago (oprah’s former church, too), he really misses the down low club fellowship.
because bowing would have been inappropriate?
Why not. He has screwed everyone else in sight.
Because the back brace wouldn’t let him bow.
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