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A new law allows driverless cars in Michigan. In Detroit…
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A new law allows driverless cars in Michigan. In Detroit…
… the boys on the street demand it, several times a day.
…they allow knock-out attacks.
…a new law requires anyone who drives to join a union.
…a new law allows brainless city workers.
…a new law allows tenantless houses.
…a new law allows squirrels to collect pensions.
…there’s an overabundance of driverless cars because nobody’s buying them.
…there’s not enough white people left to get a decent “Knock-Out” game going.
…ever day, Jesse Jackson stands at a freeway off ramp with a sign that reads “will race bait for food”.
…, like Chicago, the law allows lifeless voters.
…they’ve already perfected leaderless leadership, not to mention feckless financing.
…they’re demonstrating the adult version of Lord of the Flies.
…they’re welcoming their new Chinese masters.
. . . the driverless cars transport the children of jobless parents to schools using brainless teachers to teach content-less curricula
..they mandated car-less drivers.
legislators have taken a page from the Obamacare manual and banned carless drivers to boost the economy, make cars more affordable, and ensure that everyone’s right to drive is protected.
… they’ve perfected the occupantless house.
… the nonexistent drivers can attest to the fact that nonexistent quality is nonexistent-job number one.
…the cars have been stripped so completely that driverless really doesn’t matter.
…a new “motor voter” law allows driverless cars to vote.
Pawnshops will no longer loan anything on steering wheels.
…driverless cars are demanding that they be allowed to marry other driverless cars and be eligible for taxpayer funded driver reassignment surgery.
…a Technical Institute was opened to train the unemployed in how to pump gasoline, in anticipation of the need for service station attendants.
…they needed to add a pothole-and-abandoned-vehicle avoidance system.
..in Detroit their destination will be Worker-less Businesses.
…the city fathers asked the Department of Interior to declare 8 Mile Road a National Wilderness Area. Governor Mead offered to send some of the Yellowstone Wolves to help in their efforts.
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…they allow a brainless City Council.
A new law allows driverless cars in Michigan. In Detroit… they are the only cars on the road because everyone else who could afford a car has left the city.
A new law allows driverless cars in Michigan. In Detroit…
they allow a populationless city.
Anonymissless cookie jar.
they allow victimless accident fraud.
cars without drivers have been a feature for years.
… thousands of getaway drivers will now be collecting unemployment.
Pulseless voters
…they’re experimenting with a taxpayerless city.
…requiring mandatory alcohol testing of all vehicles.
…politicians have always been ethic-less.
documentless immigrants
… the cars are driverless anyway.
… It became legal, and quickly went out of fashion.
… People were told of the law, and the universal response was, “So, if we switch a car into neutral and shove it down a hill towards the liquor store, it’s okay? Sweet! Beer run everyone!”
…. no one will notice since the drivers are mindless anyway.
the cars refuse to enter the city