Good news, everyone: More than 90% of people are still employed.
Palin could do a lot more good for this country flying around in a helicopter shooting hippies than Obama can do with his stimuluses.
Good News: 95% of Americans will not have their taxes raised. Other Good News: You reading this now, you’re in the top 5%!
My computer program just said, “Hello world.” I think it’s become self-aware!
Do you think Daily Kos diarists will end up like Skynet and become self-aware?
So did the first snake happen because a lizard smoked while it was pregnant? And before you correct me, I know how evolution works. I did watch the X-Men movie.
We can act like Franken is beneath the Senate, but their main job is to vote yes or no on things. You could train a dog to do it.
We engineers are just too practical for politics. Also, lack of social skills. And too damn sexy.
Just because 98% of the criticism of Sarah Palin is idiotic doesn’t mean we give her a pass on the 2%.
I hate Palin now. I hate everything I don’t understand. That’s what being a conservative is all about.
Ironically, if Palin is giving up politics for her family, that proves she’s a true conservative.
Bill Kristol is saying maybe Palin is crazy like a fox. I’m still thinking crazy like a crazy person who is very crazy.
The one thing that always made me suspicious about Sarah Palin is how she’s a politician. Now she’s perfect!
Dropping out of politics is not a very politically savvy move.
Have you seen Disney’s new robot Obama? Do you think we could secretly replace the real one with it?
Don’t look at me for our next hope for 2012. I’m not eligible to be president until 2014. Then it’s on!
Don’t be mad at North Korea. If I had missiles, I’d launch them in celebration of the 4th of July too.
I didn’t mean to cause a scene, but when your children reach a certain level of ugliness you really should leave them at home.
Someone ranked Palin in his top five politicians without ranking her number one. Should I shun him as a Palin-hater?
I know someone who is related to someone who is friends with someone who doesn’t like Palin. Shun?
I’m glad someone invented Twitter so we can make fun of blog commenters behind their backs.
when Obama promised and ran commercials saying (95%) of Americans will not have their taxes raised.
maybe by Americans he meant:
-95% of Americans who dont work, drive, eat, live anywhere own anything wont see a tax increase
-95% of North and South Americans combined
-95% of illegal invasion Americans
-95% of Anti-Americans
-95% of people named Obama
-95% of native Americans
All i know is Obama certainly didn’t flat out lie to me to get elected.
Making friendships with radical socialists, domestic terrorists, wack job preachers, and maybe even Somali pirates, on the other hand, is!
I shun you for knowing someone related to someone who is friends with someone who doesn’t like Palin.
I shun myself for reading and commenting on a blog written by someone who knows someone who is related to someone who is friends with someone who doesn’t like Palin.
I don’t think you ever have to worry about the kos kids becoming self-aware.
Maybe Palin is crazy like a fox. She’s definitely foxy like a fox.
Obama is off meeting Russian leaders. This will probably be the first US president to not need secret service protection there, since he’s clearly more on their side than ours.
Being president isn’t so hard – think what Obama would do in a situation, and the opposite move is undoubtedly the correct one.
Peregrine John said:
This comment wins.
The top 60% of wage earners is the new top 5%. lol
Franken’s new name is “The Thief”.
Just in case you didn’t see it, y’alls idea is coming to fruition.
http://bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com/2009/07/bombing-of-moon-begins-october-9-nasa.html
How quickly people forget. No one remembers how long the last presidential campaign was. Does that mean the next campaign will be longer or shorter? It will be longer. Palin is starting her 2012 presidential run. I want my bumper sticker NOW!
“I’m glad someone invented Twitter so we can make fun of blog commenters behind their backs.”
Hey! I resemble that comment!
“Do you think Daily Kos diarists will end up like Skynet and become self-aware?”
Only if Obama tells them to.
I have to shun my brain for about an hour. A sexy engineer?!?!?! Ctrl – Alt – Del!!!
I guess with Palin I’m still very unsure if she is getting an early start on 2012 or if she has bailed politics for good. Maybe she doesn’t know yet. Ive heard nothing solid either way.