Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
Allah willed it.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
they speak a whole other language with which he is not familiar.
…Booooosh!
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
NASA failed to convince them that they were really important to our space effort.
…when your memories get seared, other brain damage is inevitable
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
we couldn’t approve killing Obama for being an Apostate.
…”at this point, what difference does it make…”
…a Botox shortage ruined his poker face.
…Valerie vetoed the thing.
…when we said they couldn’t have a nuke for ten years, they said “It’s OK, we already have one, you see!”
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
it appears that Iran still seems resistant to the idea of catering Gay weddings.
Gomez Addams kept calling him away to answer the front door.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
they feared that they would get the same treatment in treaties as all those Indians two centuries ago.
…he had a ‘roid flare up.
…hey, when you’re getting the milk for free why buy the cow?
…Obama’s a SCOAMF.
…he was giving them everything they wanted to easily that they suspected a trap and backed out.
. . . their e mail negotiations were on Hillary’s server.
…Memories Pizza’s refused to put Heinz Ketchup on their Halal pizza.
…they wanted someone besides Lurch.
…they were intimidated by the metal bolt in Kerry’s neck.
…they threatened to taunt him a second time.
… his lips were moving
…someone made a pun that was fal-awful.
‘Nuf ced.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/john-kerry-funny-space-shuttle.jpg
…”Death to America” turned out to be a recipe…
…he was trying to negotiate with freakin’ IRANIANS
…they have no use for his potatos
…he just discovered that “negotiation” doesn’t mean give the other guys everything they want and beg them not to hurt you….cause he knocked THAT out of the park.
…once the French left, he looked like a pansy.
…it turned out William Shatner didn’t know a guy…
…a depressed Iranian taxi cab driver called it off.
…they heard the Russians were going to nuke Yellowstone and were convinced they didn’t need nukes after all.
…they were unfairly swift-boated.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
…of what he found in his mirror that morning.
…of no fault of his own.
…they still haven’t gotten over those rotten Crusades. And neither have the Iranians.
… of those meddling Kurds.
… James Taylor had no lyrics that covered the negotiating points.
got nothing….all the good lines taken. BTW does Kerry look like Lurch or Herman Munster? I’m confused
… everything he knows about bargaining he learned from the haggling scene in “Life of Brian.”
… he can’t negoshi’ite.
… he decided it would be irresistible to put on some dark shades and walk in slo-mo towards the camera while Israel goes up in flames.
…he was for the deal before he was against it, then he was for it again, but everyone was too confused by that time.
…He had a plan! A really crappy plan!
… Biden kept creepily massaging the numbers.
…of a little visit he had from the Mossad.
…Because Iran insisted that the “talks” would last 444 days, or until a Republican took the oath of office as the President of the United States.
…while both sides are working feverishly on the Jewtron bomb, that kills all the Jews but one; “The Scapegoat”, Iran insists that the one be David Horowitz and Obama demands it be Laurence Simon.
…the Iranians “made fun of the size of our bunker buster”, revealed by his lycra bike shorts.
…he was hungry and the Iranians kept killing all the caterers that had baked cakes for gay weddings.
John Kerry Said That Nuclear Talks With Iran Failed Because…
I’d guess it is the same reason nobody heard his actual explanation for this – Kerry is so boring, everybody falls asleep when he talks.