The floor cleaner was someone hired by Nidal Hassan: Qar el BurnIt.
It was a waste, anyway, since they covered the floor with a red, Red, RED carpet for his arrival.
*Fun fact: on that same day, a veteran was denied $5,000 worth of medication.
At first I was like, well how big was the floor–all the floors in the whole place, drop everything and get here notice, well, maybe okay.
And then I was like: Hey, wait a minute, they didn’t have anyone cleaning the floors already? All those guys like me in the Army and we learned to use a buffer from scratch and they didn’t ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE cleaning the floor with a broom and a mop???!!!!! Malarkey!
Were they planning on serving his lunch on it?
The floor cleaner was someone hired by Nidal Hassan: Qar el BurnIt.
It was a waste, anyway, since they covered the floor with a red, Red, RED carpet for his arrival.
*Fun fact: on that same day, a veteran was denied $5,000 worth of medication.
They probably could have got a bunch of fat Brazilian women to do it for $500, they must have all been busy scrubbing liberals toilets that day.
They could’ve used MOAB ‘N’ Glo on that floor. On ISIS, too.
For you hockey fans, they could have used a Zamboehner.
Or Johnson WACS.
Hope they used Glo-Coat. It shields against black heel Marx.
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(Remember that? With the flying iron thing that people stepped on? I had to Google it for the product name.)
…they just weren’t sure if Michelle was coming – she likes to complain that people didn’t clean well enough for her arrival.
$5000 seems like a pretty small fee for Clint Eastwood to mop the floor with Obama.
At first I was like, well how big was the floor–all the floors in the whole place, drop everything and get here notice, well, maybe okay.
And then I was like: Hey, wait a minute, they didn’t have anyone cleaning the floors already? All those guys like me in the Army and we learned to use a buffer from scratch and they didn’t ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE cleaning the floor with a broom and a mop???!!!!! Malarkey!