Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
Canadians, lots and lots of Canadians.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
a great number of future Democrat voters.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
it ain’t where we thought it was.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
fewer Swedish bikini team members than they hoped for.
…it difficult to see the ground for all the trash and abandoned items left by our newly welcomed “guests”.
…scorpions, snakes and numerous breaks…
…abandoned bags and ISIS flags…
…coyotes and mules, protected by the ACLU…
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
Computer hard drives.
Lots and lots of computer hard drives.
…alien artifacts – consisting of odd, cylindrical brass tubes with an open end.
…the finest quality imported choom available anywhere.
. . . nothing. Not a d@mned thing. Of course, they aren’t looking . . .
…there is no border.
…tell-tale signs that the ‘end is nigh.’
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
…that trying to do their job well is NOT rewarded.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
…out the difference between “the official report” and “what really happens”.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
…that you really CAN’T make this up.
…there really isn’t a red line in the sand.
Along our southern border, Border Patrol agents are finding…
..that the treadmill in their gym has more traction than immigration laws do under this administration.
… Nemo. (Latin for “No one.”)
… their mission increasingly centers around muslim outreach, like NASA’s.
… Anchor babies, anger babies, encore babies, & Ankhar babies.
… stragglers from the last Secret Service detail in South America.
Hate to step on the straight line but a friend of mine who is a game warden has to work the border, it’s mostly NOT Hispanics he intercepts
….Poncho Villas’ old plans of the original Fast & Furious that Holder thought would usher in total gun control.
…lot’s of really big “Welcome” mats. Made in China, of course.