[High Praise! to Distractify]
I’m kinda iffy on their suggestions for using a petroleum distillate near food storage or on your drinkware, but otherwise a lot of these seem like good/useful ideas.
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WD40 is fish oil, no petroleum. That’s why is smells so bad.
I was a little concerned when I scrolled down to the picture of the guy struggling on the commode.
I’m a little concerned now that I’ve scrolled down to your comment on the guy struggling on the commode.
You just don’t want to huff the stuff while picking out stock photos.