Straight Line of the Day: The Newest Item in Michelle Obama’s Recipe Book… Posted by Harvey on 1 June 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The newest item in Michelle Obama’s recipe book…
…is a reprint of the classic recipes from “To Serve Man”. …is illegal in 17 states. …is something authentically American Indian (or so says Elizabeth Warren) Reply to this comment
The newest item in Michelle Obama’s recipe book… is probably the her best, but it costs more than the deficit so can only be afforded by Public employees or elected officials. Reply to this comment
…was plagiarized from “Pow Wow Chow”: http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/05/elizabeth-warrens-plagiarized-native-american-recipes/ Reply to this comment
The newest item in Michelle Obama’s recipe book… we’ll we don’t know yet. We have to pass it to see what’s in it. Reply to this comment
…is simple steps to make your mouth water when you’re hungry for SMORES: 1. Insert finger on back of tongue. 2. Open eyes real wide. 3. Have friend blow fine sawdust in your face. Reply to this comment
I’d almost forgotten that one, Harvey! Can’t think of one right now — just a counter-protest hashtag: #BringBackOurGrills Reply to this comment
…mandated under Obamacare, is a banana split made with Good Tumor Ice Cream. …is ipecac cookies, and she will be happy to toss you one. …comes with it’s own two volume set of government specifications on the pan size for Shoofly Pie Pi. …is safe for vegans, lesbians and homophobes, it’s Bruce Jenner hot dogs where you get the buns and he hides the meat. Reply to this comment
Gagh (to accompany the bregit lung suggested by Veeshir #17). http://www.geocities.ws/ktesh_kag/main2.htm Reply to this comment
Cake with Royal Icing. You can’t have any.
…a link to Paula Deen’s website.
…is a reprint of the classic recipes from “To Serve Man”.
…is illegal in 17 states.
…is something authentically American Indian (or so says Elizabeth Warren)
The newest item in Michelle Obama’s recipe book…
is probably the her best, but it costs more than the deficit so can only be afforded by Public employees or elected officials.
…was plagiarized from “Pow Wow Chow”:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/05/elizabeth-warrens-plagiarized-native-american-recipes/
Baked Kroyie a family favorite from their homeworld.
… is for the book itself.
…will finally make her proud of something she cooks…
…the wealthy.
63 ways to prepare Kale.
The newest item in Michelle Obama’s recipe book… we’ll we don’t know yet. We have to pass it to see what’s in it.
…is Soylent Mutt.
…is simple steps to make your mouth water when you’re hungry for SMORES:
1. Insert finger on back of tongue.
2. Open eyes real wide.
3. Have friend blow fine sawdust in your face.
Nazgul with noodles soup
… the location of the newly established junk food gulags.
Dic Tater Tots
…bregit lung
@11 I hope you can pass it, otherwise that may cause some gastric distress.
I’d almost forgotten that one, Harvey!
Can’t think of one right now — just a counter-protest hashtag: #BringBackOurGrills
…mandated under Obamacare, is a banana split made with Good Tumor Ice Cream.
…is ipecac cookies, and she will be happy to toss you one.
…comes with it’s own two volume set of government specifications on the pan size for Shoofly Pie Pi.
…is safe for vegans, lesbians and homophobes, it’s Bruce Jenner hot dogs where you get the buns and he hides the meat.
Gagh (to accompany the bregit lung suggested by Veeshir #17).
http://www.geocities.ws/ktesh_kag/main2.htm