What is it about trains that makes them objects of endless fascination to small children and Democrats?
Texas sure has some interesting weather. Time to swim around the tornadoes on my way to work.
Anytime I watched a soccer game and saw all the people pretending to be excited by it, I said, “This has to be a scam of some sort.”
It’s good we have Bernie Sanders in the race for people looking for someone even older and less relevant than Hillary.
I’m bought a house in Texas. And I did it with a conventional loan this time like I’m a big boy.
Of course FIFA is corrupt. The reason we get all those boring 0-0 scores is because both teams are being paid to throw the game.
I’m looking forward to Pataki versus Sanders in the general election.
So how hard would it be to make it so you could hold the iPhone in portrait but it films in landscape?
Decided I’m going to die in Austin because I’m definitely never moving again.
Is Patriot Act where Whoopi Goldberg joined the Army to hide out from the mob?
Why does Siri always change the subject when I ask if she’s spying on me for the NSA?
At this point it would be easier if you announce if you’re not running for president. BTW, I have no announcement to make.
“I would like to take this opportunity to officially launch my campaign for president.” -Hillary in the first presidential debate
Reminder: You don’t get to choose whether criminals are armed. Only whether law abiding people are.
The whole investigation started when the FBI asked who was in charge of FIFA and thought they were given a clearly made up name.
People need to get better at sorting out when it’s society oppressing them and when it’s reality.
There’s little in this life I love as much as the extra syllable my 4yo daughter puts in “hamburger.”
You’re old enough to be POTUS, so this is the year huh?
At this point it would be easier if you announce if you’re not running for president. BTW, I have no announcement to make.
So you’ve been lying to us for all these years?
Of course, being a liar appears to be a good way to run for POTUS as a Dem, so you have that going for you.
Is Patriot Act where Whoopi Goldberg joined the Army to hide out from the mob?
I think Patriot Act is the one with Harrison Ford, who hides when the redcoats break into his house.
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If you love the way your daughter says anything now, you need to record it because she’ll stop saying it that way before you know it.
“People need to get better at sorting out when it’s society oppressing them and when it’s reality.”
Best comment so far on the gay marriage issue.
“Anytime I watched a soccer game…”
Commie!
Is there a comment missing here? 😀
With the new rules announced by the EPA regarding wetlands, lakes, rivers, streams, and mud puddles…I’m surprised Gina McCarthy hasn’t been able by now to lay claim to three quarters of Texas (including Austin) and about half of Oklahoma.
According to the Second Amendment, you shouldn’t get to choose the latter, either.
I hate to tell you this now, but every time you hear someone talk about how awesome Texas is, we’re very particularly NOT talking about Austin.