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  1. …make your home and land less secure and their jobs much more secure, in fact indispensable.

    …can not spend your money faster than just burning it; ergo, we need more illegal immigrants.

    …take that whole huddled masses thing to heart when they don’t get free housing.

    …are the only people willing to do the jobs that last weeks immigrants are no longer willing to do.

  2. A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…

    are putting good ol’ American criminals out of work.

    are perfectly law abiding. For the most part. Occasionally. Sporadically, only at Dusk.

    make up 35% of Homeland Security’s workforce.

    make up 0% of the population. Since that term is no longer in use as a descriptor by Homeland Security.

  3. A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…

    are an invasive species of Rose by any other name.

    have come for our Anonymiss Cookies!!!!

    don’t mind answering questions when they know they won’t be deported.

    have not yet improved the Cubs chances of making the playoffs.

    make money, if you include the ones who use Planned Parenthood’s services.

    back Trump 64-29% with 7% responding No Habla.

  4. A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…

    … are not to be referred to as illegal anything, by orders of the Illegal Alien in Chief.

    … are no threat to homeland security as long as they know how to press “2”.

    … learned preliminary law enforcement evasion techniques from watching “Born in East L.A.”

  5. A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…

    were “at least generally aware” of their deflating National Borders and should be suspended from re-entering the country for 4 games, errr months.

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