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The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
they still don’t understand English.
they still have a strange smell.
they still get “lost” and then over charge you.
…when they swear at other drivers with the Siri voice.
… they have instructions on how to use the three seashells…
…is that they are now working on a riderless version.
…is that they accept payment in Manticoran dollars.
@5 What, they don’t accept honest Solarian dollars?
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
when they drop you off they say, “I’ll be back.”
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
is when Cops ask them to walk a straight line for the field sobriety test.
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
they try to engage you in light banter on the value of different operating systems.
they still won’t pick up black riders in certain neighborhoods.
the horn is permanently set to “On” and “Loud”.
they still think you tip too little.
…is that when the on-board GPS system announces “recalculating”, the calculation always involves an increased fare…
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
they always seem to be “off duty” when you need one.
@5 And Havenite Credits are right out!
Robert Picardo’s voice.
…are the beaded seats….
…there’s a picture of Latka Gravas’s mom on the dashboard.
…when a good looking woman gets in, a pair of leering eyes still appear in the rearview mirror.
…similarly, in San Francisco…
…watching liberal heads explode when told driver’s jobs are sent to Silicon Valley, then outsourced to India.
…box office bomb when the not so gritty reboot of Taxi Driver is released.
…largest investor turns out to be the Porta Potty corporation.
…is that they still have more personality than Hilary.
@12 No place for Austens
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
none of them seem to know where to go when you ask them to take you someplace, “For a good time” *wink*wink*
…is that even though they use parallel processors they still can’t parallel park.
…is that, depending on who you are, they know were you live. And that information is forwarded to the appropriate third party, e.g., the NSA, FBI, IRS, ISIS, Al Qaeda, etc.
… is the little Abbot-and-Costello routine they’re going to have to go through every time one of these hacks gets hacked by a hack.
….they come pre-registered to vote Democrat right from the factory.
…is how much they look like Jon Cryer
http://www.talkingpointz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/JohnnyCab.jpg
…is how the empty seat in front continually argues with you about the price of the fare, saying things like, “You didn’t build this highway…”
..is that you can’t reach a par 5 in regulation…
The weirdest thing about the new driverless taxicabs…
is that since they’re not being driven by hoodlums, they take the shortest and most economical route to the destination.
is that the radio plays the song “Ghostbusters” non stop.
is that it’s okay to call the empty driver’s seat “Obama.” And the empty passenger seat “Biden.”
they don’t demand $15/hr.
@17 And absolutely not Andermani Marks.
Heh. Y’know, that describes some people I know…. (See also, Can find the volume under a curved surface but can’t find keys.)