…spend, spend, spending, spent, spend, spend, spent, spend on spending, spending, spending spent, spending, spent, too much spending, spend a little more!
Bernie Sanders called for a tax on taxes. After all, it’s only fair in this day and age that the 49% who actually earn enough money to have to pay taxes…can well afford to pay an extra tax on the amount he or she has had to pay in taxes. Members of the Congress and the administration would be exempt just as they are exempt from Obama Care, but for the rest of you just remember it’s for The Children™. Who could be against that?
…the first comment in every blog post
…anything productive.
. . . not paying taxes.
…having “Straight Line of the Day” posts without judging.
… tax cuts. “We can easily afford my new social programs if we simply retroactively tax every decrease in projected tax rates at %115.”
…spec.
…and on and on and on…
…every vice (there are no virtues left)
…thingy.
…oxygen.
…enemies of the Revolution.
…those damn pennyfarthings that them kids ride on my lawn.
…cookies with walnuts. Finally!!! A tax I can get behind!
…cat food.
…the letter “E”. Sesame Street named to Department of Collections.
…the wealthiest 100%.
…free lunches, free thinking and freedom.
…everything except tired, worn out socialists, their rhetoric, and prunes.
Bernie Sanders Called for Increased Taxes on…
…taxes.
…oxygen consumption.
…thought.
…Republican toilet paper…because those Republicans keep wiping their asses.
(…which, of course, depends on what the meaning of “their” is.)
things you don’t buy
…all life forms, sentient of not.
…everyone who hangs together, because, otherwise, they’ll surely hang separately.
…negative interest. (Hey, you owe us for losing OUR money!)
…death and taxes.
…spend, spend, spending, spent, spend, spend, spent, spend on spending, spending, spending spent, spending, spent, too much spending, spend a little more!
…Texas and other anagrams.
. . . people with more than one set of underwear.
Bernie Sanders called for a tax on taxes. After all, it’s only fair in this day and age that the 49% who actually earn enough money to have to pay taxes…can well afford to pay an extra tax on the amount he or she has had to pay in taxes. Members of the Congress and the administration would be exempt just as they are exempt from Obama Care, but for the rest of you just remember it’s for The Children™. Who could be against that?
*glances at watch* Look, can I just name the thins he doesn’t want to raises taxes on?
…. breathing