Straight Line of the Day: Bernie Sanders Has Accused Hillary Clinton of… Posted by Harvey on 27 October 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of… being Hillary Clinton. not being sensitive to his needs. not wanting to destroy america as quickly as he wants to. Reply to this comment
…hiding the Metamucil… …hiding the decline… …declining his hide… …creating a hostile campaign atmosphere… Reply to this comment
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of… eating cookies with walnuts. performing the Lambada, the dance of love. not spending the money of future generations fast enough. Reply to this comment
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of… doings things that he does himself. being a man baby. not embracing her inner Stalin sufficiently. Reply to this comment
…eating baby McNuggets. …taking candy from a baby and then eating the baby. …having baby breath. Reply to this comment
…not feeling the Bern …breaking the rules for radicals …being richer than he is Reply to this comment
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of… …cankle hoarding …lying …being more of a man than he is Reply to this comment
…making unfair accusations. (No wait; that’s SOP.) …not helping him move a body. Reply to this comment
… lying in State before she’s even dead. (he was going to say “before she was cold, but that wouldn’t be true.) Reply to this comment
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of… having a Roswell birth certificate, in an other galaxy alien language standing up to pee (heck, she probably stands up to poo too) being a lousy ash tray thrower Reply to this comment
unfathomable shallowness
…being a ‘fairweather’ commie.
…a closet rightwinger.
…a ‘Friend of Bill’s’.
…shouting over his shouting about shouting…
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
being Hillary Clinton.
not being sensitive to his needs.
not wanting to destroy america as quickly as he wants to.
…hiding the Metamucil…
…hiding the decline…
…declining his hide…
…creating a hostile campaign atmosphere…
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
eating cookies with walnuts.
performing the Lambada, the dance of love.
not spending the money of future generations fast enough.
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
doings things that he does himself.
being a man baby.
not embracing her inner Stalin sufficiently.
… secretly knowing what difference it makes.
… having that disease. The one like Al’s Heimer’s. Dem-something.
… microhagressions.
… being a cuckunist.
…eating baby McNuggets.
…taking candy from a baby and then eating the baby.
…having baby breath.
. . . not being able to sing the Internationale.
…not feeling the Bern
…breaking the rules for radicals
…being richer than he is
…not showing enough skin during the DNC “clothing optional” Wednesday events.
… suggesting he started a kosher chicken franchise.
@ 17 – We are talking about Bernie, not Biden…
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
…cankle hoarding
…lying
…being more of a man than he is
…making unfair accusations.
(No wait; that’s SOP.)
…not helping him move a body.
… lying in State before she’s even dead. (he was going to say “before she was cold, but that wouldn’t be true.)
… “I” crimes and messed demeanors.
of being a woman.
…being a trotskyite.
…not getting off his lawn.
Bernie Sanders has accused Hillary Clinton of…
having a Roswell birth certificate, in an other galaxy alien language
standing up to pee (heck, she probably stands up to poo too)
being a lousy ash tray thrower
#27 I hear she is a pretty good shot with a lamp, though.