I should have known. You know what the root of the problem is in the Middle East? Yep, . . . the Jews.

This article is funny/frightening on lots of levels, concerning lots of subjects:
PREPARE for a new America: That’s the message that the Rev. Jesse Jackson conveyed to participants in the first World Policy Forum, held at this French lakeside resort last week. He promised “fundamental changes” in US foreign policy – saying America must “heal wounds” it has caused to other nations, revive its alliances and apologize for the “arrogance of the Bush administration.” The most important change would occur in the Middle East, where “decades of putting Israel’s interests first” would end. Jackson believes that, although “Zionists who have controlled American policy for decades” remain strong, they’ll lose a great deal of their clout when Barack Obama enters the White House.

If they would just teach the dog to mow lawns, pick fruit, or drive a cab, there would be no problem getting it into the country. . .

Army blocks soldier from bringing puppy back

WASHINGTON – More than 10,000 people have signed an online petition urging the Army to let an Iraqi puppy come home with a Minnesota soldier, who fears that “Ratchet” could be killed if left behind.

“I just want my puppy home,” Sgt. Gwen Beberg of Minneapolis wrote to her mother in an e-mail Sunday from Iraq, soon after she was separated from the dog following a transfer. “I miss my dog horribly.” Beberg, 28, is scheduled to return to the U.S. next month.

I’ve looked at lots, and lots, and lots of Obama photos . . .

But I’ve never seen the expression he shows here–bemused? politely appalled? Do you think he signed it?

Joan Sigurdson, left, holds a sign opposing Republican vice presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, as she greets with Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., at the Maumee Bay Resort in Oregon, Ohio, Monday, Oct. 13, 2008.

10/13/2008 Daily Captions

Photographers at Cannes accidentally photograph actress while taking picture of sea gull on rail behind her . . .

Canadian actress Neve Campbell poses during a photocall in Cannes, southeastern France, October 13, 2008. Campbell is in Cannes to present “Sea Wolf” at the MIPCOM audiovisual trade fair which is the international film and programme market for TV, video, cable and satellite.

International Freeballin’ Convention gets underway in Kuwait City

Kuwaiti investors are seen at the Kuwait Stock Exchange main floor October 13,2008.

John McCain thinks before responding to reporter’s question concerning number of weeks until McCain can start screwing over conservative base again . . .

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) (R) and running mate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin during a campaign rally at the Virginia Beach Convention Center October 13, 2008.

Indian woman struggles to determine if hovel was damaged in course of riot or not — “It might actually look slightly better now.”

A woman searches for her belongings inside a damaged house after clashes between Hindus and Muslims at Vatoli village of Adilabad district, about 275 km (171 miles) north from the southern Indian city of Hyderabad October 13, 2008. Authorities imposed a curfew on Friday to control the situation.

How did I miss this?! Talk about biting the nut-job hands that feed you, and now we know exactly how many people it takes to have a rally.

Cindy Sheehan shows her campaign van at a rally in San Francisco, ...

Cindy Sheehan shows her campaign van at a rally in San Francisco, Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008. Sheehan is running independently for U.S. Congress for the 9th District seat currently occupied by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She says she wants Pelosi’s, because the 11-term congresswoman has led the House for two years without making good on a promise to end the war.

And this is just precious:
Cindy Sheehan, center, talks to supporters at a rally in San ...

Cindy Sheehan, center, talks to
supporters at a rally in San Francisco, Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008.
Sheehan is running independently for U.S. Congress for the 9th District
seat currently occupied by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. She says she
wants Pelosi’s, because the 11-term congresswoman has led the House for
two years without making good on a promise to end the war.

IMAO Citizen of the Day: “Yeah, I’ve registered enough – I might as well vote.”

1 VOTER, 72 REGISTRATIONS

‘ACORN PAID ME IN CASH & CIGS’

 

PAWNS IN 'FRAUD': Freddie Johnson, yesterday in Cleveland, and Lateala Goins told of filling out voter registrations multiple times in the ACORN scandal revealed by The Post yesterday.
 

CLEVELAND – A man at the center of a voter-registration scandal told The Post yesterday he was given cash and cigarettes by aggressive ACORN activists in exchange for registering an astonishing 72 times, in apparent violation of Ohio laws.

“Sometimes, they come up and bribe me with a cigarette, or they’ll give me a dollar to sign up,” said Freddie Johnson, 19, who filled out 72 separate voter-registration cards over an 18-month period at the behest of the left-leaning Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now.

“The ACORN people are everywhere, looking to sign people up. I tell them I am already registered. The girl said, ‘You are?’ I say, ‘Yup,’ and then they say, ‘Can you just sign up again?’ ” he said.

Johnson used the same information on all of his registration cards, and officials say they usually catch and toss out duplicate registrations. But the practice sparks fear that some multiple registrants could provide different information and vote more than once by absentee ballot.

ACORN is under investigation in Ohio and at least eight other states – including Missouri, where the FBI said it’s planning to look into potential voter fraud – for over-the-top efforts to get as many names as possible on the voter rolls regardless of whether a person is registered or eligible.

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