As an animal lover I know how Putin must feel. That’s a mighty big present. Now if the animal can painfully mature freakishly big 2 years ahead of schedule that would be awesome.
Yu ahr guut taygur. Yu ahr strrong like Papa Bear Blad. No more capitalist swine to defeat, now. Amerikah weak and flabby like France. Vee grrrow old together. Hey! I teech you trreeck! I say “CCCP” and you say “Grrrreat!”. I name you manly name like Puteeen. I call you…Belcheen. You Blad new best friend. You want be President of great Mother Roccskey? I make you.
I thought it was Vlad’s coming out of the closet party. It is a very Siegfried and Roy type of present. And for that matter Micheal Jackson comes to mind too. Didn’t he have an ocelot ? Tigers are gaudily colored and flamboyantly impractical unless you are going to feed them Saddam style. What could be more g-g-g-gay?
You half expect him to either feed defectors to it or, hopefully, die a horrible death thinking that he can control it past a certain age. Considering all his other deals with Iran, the devil, etc. That’s a distinct possibility.
What’s next for Vladdie?
A summer place that happen’s to be a volcanic island with a hidden submarine base?
The guy really is becoming a real life Bond villian but in this case he really is a danger to mankind.
Kill him now.
ROFLOL thanks for the laugh Cadet. For all the downer stuff this one just made my day.
We all need to laugh. But not like this. Frankly – and let me be frank – I’m outraged.
I know a pussy when I see one.
Oh yeah, the tiger doesn’t look so tough, either.
Why do I get the feeling that when the tiger gets big enough, Putin is going to take it out and shoot it?
As an animal lover I know how Putin must feel. That’s a mighty big present. Now if the animal can painfully mature freakishly big 2 years ahead of schedule that would be awesome.
Yu ahr guut taygur. Yu ahr strrong like Papa Bear Blad. No more capitalist swine to defeat, now. Amerikah weak and flabby like France. Vee grrrow old together. Hey! I teech you trreeck! I say “CCCP” and you say “Grrrreat!”. I name you manly name like Puteeen. I call you…Belcheen. You Blad new best friend. You want be President of great Mother Roccskey? I make you.
Hello, Mr. Bond. Have you met my friend? Did you hear that odd noise? Why, I do believe her stomach is growling.
So when are we all invited over to Frank’s pad?
Oh mannnn….
I don’t think those are the kind with wings. Now everything will be stained.
I’m confused by that photo. Which one is the little pussy?
Just for pity’s sake, Frank, don’t wear white slacks that time of the month. It’s just like begging for trouble, and trouble will find you.
Hey, it beats the Depends that the Cadet is familiar with. At least no one has to change it for him ; ) Just kidding, mostly.
I thought it was Vlad’s coming out of the closet party. It is a very Siegfried and Roy type of present. And for that matter Micheal Jackson comes to mind too. Didn’t he have an ocelot ? Tigers are gaudily colored and flamboyantly impractical unless you are going to feed them Saddam style. What could be more g-g-g-gay?
You half expect him to either feed defectors to it or, hopefully, die a horrible death thinking that he can control it past a certain age. Considering all his other deals with Iran, the devil, etc. That’s a distinct possibility.
That tiger looked Putin in the eye and knew it’d better behave.
“Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?”
William Blake, The Tyger, 1794.
Why does every press photo of Pootie-Poot look like it came from the set of a hair band video?
What’s next for Vladdie?
A summer place that happen’s to be a volcanic island with a hidden submarine base?
The guy really is becoming a real life Bond villian but in this case he really is a danger to mankind.
Kill him now.
Just remember, Frank: adhesive side DOWN!