McCain’s Racist Code Words

Some folks say that McCain calling Obama “that one” during the debate was racist.

Some folks say that McCain campaign is using “code words” to appeal to the racist vote.

Some folks are absolutely right.

Here are some of the code words & phrases used by John McCain during the debate:


working Americans” – as in Hillary’s “working, hard-working Americans. White Americans.”

the match that lit this fire was Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac” – veiled reference to cross-burnings.

I’d like you to see the letter that a group of senators and I wrote warning exactly of this crisis. Sen. Obama’s name was not on that letter” – there’s the “T” word again.

some of these organizations that are the watchdogs” – “dawgs” or “gangstas”. Degrading to inner-city youths.

$3 million for an overhead projector at a planetarium in Chicago, Illinois” – sounds like “plutonium”, which Obama would sell to Iran because he’s a Muslim and a terrorist sympathizer.

eliminate our dependence on foreign oil” – a black substance.

we’re going to have to eliminate those that aren’t working” – A call for the genocide of the black welfare class.

except for defense, Veterans Affairs, and some other vital programs, we’ll just have to have across-the-board freeze” – subtle plug for Gov. Palin from icy-cold Alaska.

establish priorities with full transparency” – an extreme form of whiteness.

like nailing Jell-O to the wall” – The spokesman for Jello Pudding was Bill Cosby, a black man.

The only bright spot” – almost as obvious as “transparency”.

the smartest people in America” – “whitest”.

he’ll impose mandates” – Obama will force men to have same-sex romantic relationships.

Sen. Obama will fine you” – well, the FIRST letter of the word he meant was “f”…

do the math” – which black people like Obama are too stupid to do

like hair transplants” – blatant Biden dig.

when to go in and when not, when American military power is worth the expenditure of our most precious treasure” – white people.

That requires a cool hand at the tiller” – In a better America, Obama would be a slave out tilling a field.

I’ll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I’ll get him. I know how to get him” – it’s racist to use middle names.

we hardly know where they are on the map” – a derisive reference to undocumented Mexican migrant workers

I know what it’s like in dark times” – can’t believe he got away with THAT one.


As a Melanin-Challenged-American, I am ashamed to share a skin color with McCain, and hereby denounce all his racist remarks.

Keep Dean Barnett in Your Prayers

He’s in the hospital because of an attack of his cystic fibrosis. No one does a better humorous FAQ than Dean (you actually learn things from his, unlike mine).

Don’t drop the soap sweetheart . . .

UT student David Kernell pleads not guilty in Palin e-mail hacking
David Christopher Kernell walked into federal court this morning in handcuffs, shackles and tennis shoes to plead not guilty to hacking Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail account.

At least those pretty curls will come in handy on talent night . . .

Stocks zigzag, end lower after emergency rate cut . . .

NEW YORK (AP) — A stock market empowered by an emergency interest rate cut tried to find some stability Wednesday, rallying several times before another late-day drop left Wall Street down for the sixth straight day. Still, the pullback, while fed by comments from Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, was milder than the massive declines of earlier in the week.

BREAKING NEWS: Clay Aiken protests pussy-eating . . .

Clay Aiken is up in arms over an annual festival in Peru that serves up hundreds of fried CATS to locals. The ‘Gastronomical Festival of the Cat’ – dubbed the ‘Massacre of the Moggies’ – sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days. They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease. It is also believed that feline meat serves as an aphrodisiac.

The cats are bred especially for this festival – which takes place at the end of September on the Day of Santa Ifigenia. But it has also generated fury among animal rights groups. A PETA spokesman said: ““If Peruvians really eat poor old Moggy because they think his meat cures bronchitis, that’s about as bizarre as it gets, although remember that Asians eat monkey bits thinking that will cure their impotence and even Europeans butcher poor old Bessie the cow or Henny Penny the hen, because they see them as nothing more than a bit of nourishment. “Having toured slaughterhouses for dogs in Taiwan, horses in Texas, and chickens and cows in Europe, PETA’s staff says the last thing we need to do is add yet another poor animal to the list of those being frightened and slaughtered for a taste.”

Bush wins debate

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – Barack Obama and John McCain clashed repeatedly over the causes and cures for the worst economic crisis in 80 years Tuesday night. Both Democrat nominee Sen. Barack J. Obama (D-EU) and Republican candidate Sen. John McCain (D-AZ) spent 7-1/2 hours attacking the policies of the Bush Administration. Media observers, as well as viewers polled afterward, indicated the clear winner was President Bush.

Observer Olsen Johnson, of the nearby town of Rock Ridge, who describes himself as an independent, says neither Obama nor McCain resonated with him.

“Didn’t neither one of them fellas tell me a whole lot,” Johnson said. “They come up with all kinds of ways to spend my money, but neither said much about me keeping my money. I’m just tryin’ to figure out which one’s gonna leave me enough to buy groceries.”

“Olsen Johnson is right,” said observer Van Johnson. “They kept tellin’ me how much they wasn’t going to be like George Bush. But, you know what? At least, with George Bush, I know what I’m getting.”

Another viewer, who identified himself only as “Mongo,” summed up the feeling of most of the crowd, saying, “Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

Polling conducted in the hours following the debate showed dramatic losses by both the McCain and Obama camps. Each candidate is now hovering between 20 and 23% support. President Bush gained dramatically by his performance in the debate, with his support just under 30%.

“The only way anyone could win a debate with these two is to not show up,” said Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer. “McCain nearly won the first debate with this strategy, but showed up at the last minute. With both candidates running against President Bush, it paved the path for Bush to take the lead in this race.”

If Bush maintains his lead, Republicans would consider it a third term for the 43rd president. However, because the Democrats don’t recognize Bush’s win in 2000, a victory in November would give Bush his 2nd term.

Frank Advice for Attracting Low Info Voters

The fact is that the people who haven’t made up their minds on the presidential race yet are pretty stupid, and a boring policy debate like there was last night is not going to sway them. They don’t watch the news, but they watch lots of other stuff. Keeping that in mind, here are some lines and policy proposals McCain can use in the next debate to appeal to low info voters:

* “Not only will I require emissions testing on cars to fight global warming, I will also require new checks to make sure they aren’t giant robots in disguise.”

* “All passenger boats must have a written policy on what to do if two of them are given detonators to blow up each other. This is not a decision that should fall on the passengers.”

* “Do you know what my opponents policy on dealing with villainous pirates is? Parlay! Can you believe that? How naive can you be?”

* “We need to find a cure to zombie bites. There is no reason that with today’s medical technology that one bite from a zombie should be a death sentence.”

* “We need to invest in alternative fuels and rocket boots so we can all be like Iron Man.”

* “The buck will stop with me. I will keep constant oversight on all government agencies to assure you that none are trying to hunt down ordinary people who have developed super powers.”

* “What is Obama going to do if aliens attack us? Sit down with them and talk and say, ‘Please don’t blow up our landmarks.’ He doesn’t even speak alien!”

* “If you’re worried about terrorism, I assure you that through my policies I will increase the chances that if you are part of a group taken hostage, someone in that group will be either an off duty police officer or former Navy Seal who will single handedly take care of the situation.”

Congratulations to frog Noble prize for medicine winner . . .

French virologist Francoise Barre-Sinoussi, is one of three scientists who have won the Nobel Prize in Medicine October 6, 2008. One German and two French scientists won the 2008 Nobel prize for medicine or physiology for their discoveries of two viruses that cause severe human diseases.  Barre-Sinoussi plans use the prize money to redirect her research efforts to perfecting human eyebrow transplant surgery.

The SNL Sketch Is Back

The SNL bailout sketch has been reposted by NBC. I haven’t gotten a chance to look at it, but I assume just the captions have changed. Now if only McCain could argue about the Democrats involvement in this mess as effectively.

A look at the next debate. Topic: Iran

Yikes

Lex Luthor is the new bailout czar.