UT student David Kernell pleads not guilty in Palin e-mail hacking
David Christopher Kernell walked into federal court this morning in handcuffs, shackles and tennis shoes to plead not guilty to hacking Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail account.
At least those pretty curls will come in handy on talent night . . .
Holy Mozus….Surely you jest …. WHATEVER YOU DO…. DO NOT CALL ME SHIRLEY! Me thinks he is going to have a size 7 ppoo shoot.
No See No Smell Don’t Ask Don’t Tell
Dang those stoopid Bushies and their freedom
hating patriot act snooping on private Americans e-mails.
I can’t stand the wanton disregard for privacy of those jerks.
Why the whole lot of them should be … huh?
That was a Democrat
stealing email access from a Republican?
….never mind.
-Miss Emily Littella
New York Times
Seriously, I think he’s gonna enjoy it. The first picture I saw of him on the news page was he in his permed hair and dang if it didn’t look like a silk blouse…
There really is nothing to say. This young man, should he go to jail (ha ha) would be someones girlfriend within the week. He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper sack and I doubt if he has had any training in anything more physical than Xbox. I’ll bet just downloading MP3 files at his computer wears him out.
Is it just a coincidence that this and Clay Aiken are both news tonight? Quite the pride parade, it appears.
A Federal Pound Me In The Ass prison. Sweet.
Curly locks, curly locks, wilt thou be mine?
Thou shalt not wash dishes nor yet feed the swine,
But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam,
And feed upon strawberries, sugar and cream.
Enjoy yourself, Cuddles.
Where is the picture of Shirley on her frog march? I want to see the frog march.
David Kernell get’s thrown into prison and his cell mate is bubba. Bubba says “we are going to play a game”. David thinks “oh no”! Bubba says, “You get to decide…you can either be the mama or the papa!”. David thinks for a moment and with a timid voice gulps “I guess I’ll be the papa?” To which Bubba responds “Ok pappa, com’mon over here and suck mama’s …
😆
Actually, now we’ll have to watch if he goes to a real prison or the type of prison that son’s of legislators, celebrities and corporate executive criminals go to. Somehow that phrase “all men are created equal” continually gets lost when it comes time for sentencing.
Why so hard on him? He was great in Pirate Movie and he got to kiss Kristy McNichol.
I love it when a rich spoiled brat who is used to his state congressman dad, using his authority, to always get his son out of trouble, finally screws up so big, he gets to learn the feds don’t give a rat’s behind about TN state congressmen.
I seriously doubt he gets prison time for this. I mean, we don’t have the jail space to hold all the murders, rapists, thieves, drug dealers and other criminals who commit actually significant crimes. Instead, I vote we just drop him off in the middle of Alaska with just a knife and a coat and he has to make his way home from there on his own.
That, or we just let Sarah publicly beat him up. We can make it a pay-per-view event, and use the procedes to pay for the court costs.
I know this is a day late but I just have to disagree #15 Ernie Loco. This poor excuse for a human being needs some hard time and that picture is just what the doctor ordered !
Oh yeah, and he probably will get out because of his father but dumping him in Alaska is definitely not nearly enuf punishment, he needs to go to a serious jail and do serious time, This is just plain evil.
Yes, prison rape is really funny.
Unless the dems take the House, Senate, and White House and start putting bloggers in jail for hate speech.
Will it still be funny then?
I guess rape should be reserved for only the most heinous crimes.
Call me old fashioned.
Is it funny if the raped criminals are chicks, too?
I mean, chicks that are hacking email are obviously asking for it, right?
Just curious.
On television and in movies, if a woman is raped, under any conditions, it’s always portrayed as a tramatic (and dramatic) experience.
Somehow all that sympathy and dramatic treatment gets thrown out the window when the subject turns to Men being raped in prison!
There hasn’t been a situation comedy in the last 20 years that doesn’t, sooner or later, have an episode where some male member of the cast gets arrested and expresses deep concerns about what might befall him behind bars, followed by peals of canned laughter.
I recently saw a commercial for some cell-phone service provider which alluded to a cellphone owner being arrested and likely to be raped in prison because he missed an important call because of the poor coverage of his old provider.
This commercial had to be discussed, written, film crews and actors had to be hired, sets and costumes had to be prepared, the thing had to be filmed, edited, distributed and broadcast; and NO ONE ever suggested that it might be in poor taste????
But then again this fellow Hacked Sarah!
I wouldn’t want anyone this side of a child molester to get ‘that’ treatment, but at least let the punk sweat a little!