Says Obama (last paragraph):
“John McCain thinks that giving these Americans a break is socialism,” Obama said. “Well, I call it opportunity, and there is nothing more American than that.”
which means:
Socialism = a break
Socialism = opportunity
Socialism = American
therefore:
Socialism = breaking American opportunities
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
It’s amazing what you can find out by reading columns by liberals.
For instance, I read a column by Lewis W. Diuguid, a columnist for the Kansas City Star. He wrote a piece recently where he said that “socialist” is “code word for black.”
Imagine that.
“Socialist” means “Black.”
Which means that Adolf Hitler, former leader of Germany’s National Socialist German Worker’s (Nazi) Party was Black.
And Joseph Stalin, former leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) was Black.
And Hugo Chavez, leader of the Partido Socialista Unido de Venezuela (United Socialist Party of Venezuela), is Black.
And Barack Obama, the socialist who is the Democratic Party nominee for President of the United States, is Black. Oh, wait. That I knew.
Still, somebody needs to recall a bunch of history textbooks and fix those pictures.
Thank you, Mr. Diuguid, for setting us all straight.
Racist heretics Guy Benson, Mary Katharine Ham the Great, and Captain Ed argue against The One. It’s a must read. It’s also a must send to your liberal friends.
Koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves. If they can’t find any eucalyptus leaves, what do they eat?
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“You people better stop pushing me around or there will be consequences!” Doug shouted.
Darius continued to push Doug through the hallway with his grip of steel on Doug’s shoulder. He was accompanied by half a dozen Protectors and didn’t seem the least concerned about Doug’s threat. “You little idiot, some forces more powerful that you — which is pretty much everything — is trying to get you in the middle of all this for some reason, so Asmod has ordered me to remove you from here for everybody’s safety. You should feel lucky. This place is about to become a war zone.”
“I’m not little and I’m not leaving until I leave with everybody you jerks have imprisoned here!”
Darius tightened his grip and quickened his pace. “Asmod is an infinitely greater mind than mine, but I still question why we don’t just kill you.”
“How about I kill you!” Doug yelled but wasn’t even convincing himself. If he didn’t keep pace, Darius was lifting him off the ground by his shoulder.
They soon went up some stairs to the roof. Doug eyes instantly went to the dark swirling mass all about them. He then noticed numerous other Protectors standing around the vehicles.
Darius stopped. “What are you all doing here?”
They opened fire on Darius and his group, Darius tossing Doug aside as the bullets hit him with little effect. He drew a sword, and charged the attackers. Once again dazed from an impact, Doug lifted himself off the ground to see a number of Darius’s men had fallen. Just one stood between him and the stairwell, and we was quite distracted by the firefight. Doug used his last bit of strength to charge him, smashing into him and sending them both tumbling down the stairway. When they hit the ground, Doug ripped the rifle away from the guard and smashed the butt down on his head.
Now he was done being pushed around.
* * * *
“It’s time.”
Lara listened as gunfire erupted around nearby. The slaughter would be one sided for a minute due to the surprise, but she knew Ronove’s people had plenty of weapons secured throughout the building. Sure enough, she saw her people soon getting gunned down in the hallways, and it all degenerated into a chaotic bloodbath.
“Do you get tired of this crap?” Robin asked. She was walking with Lara, trying to ignore all the fighting around them.
“What do you–” A few bullets struck near Lara’s head, startling her for a moment. “What do you mean?”
“This acting like inept, suicidal idiots.” They paused as two of their people were shot down in front of them and stepped over the bodies. “Were we fully unleashed, this wouldn’t even be a contest.”
After Lara had killed a few people, it stopped seeming like something very hard or special to do. Plus, she certainly never aspired to be a duplicitous killer as a little girl. “Are you telling me you really care what these people might think of your fighting ability? We’re not supposed to be a bunch testosterone fueled idiots.”
“I’m just saying…” Some gunfire drowned out the rest of Robin’s reply, and she didn’t seem to have any response worth repeating.
They soon came to a lab inside which they saw the cube on a pedestal at the center of the room. Robin stayed back cautiously. “We just walk over and take it?”
Lara walked towards it. “Elza said she’d have Ronove distracted by now.”
“That he is.”
Lara turned around to see an unfamiliar woman with a familiar smile was in the room. “Elza?”
“Hey, girls.” Elza walked over and picked up the cube. “Been a fun day, hasn’t it?”
She tossed the cube to Lara. A shiver went down her spine as she came in contact with the artifact, but she suppressed the feeling and placed the cube in a pouch at her side. “About the same as any other day.”
Elza laughed. “Well, today is a day for change. You understand your mission now?”
“I do. If I may ask, is the cube important at all?”
Elza shrugged. “I’d rather possess it than not. Since it’s done stirring things up, lets bring it home. But Doug is the much more important artifact today; let’s keep that piece on the board.”
“It will be done.”
Lara headed for the exit and Robin followed. “I wish I knew what this was all about.”
Lara quickly checked her gun. “My guess is it’s much more interesting not to.”
Frank J. posted proof that Obama is a Muslim.
Hate to say it, but I have proof to the contrary:
Continue reading ‘Proof Obama is NOT a Muslim!’ »
Koalas only eat eucalyptus leaves. If they can’t find any eucalyptus leaves, what do they eat?
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Alec Baldwin explains to liberals why they weren’t mean to Palin. He actually has some very nice things to say about her.
And while I’m on the subject, I can’t be the only right-winger who enjoys Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of a conservative Republican (and, for that matter, Tina Fey’s portrayal of a neurotic, perfunctory liberal; she’s a bit like Michael from The Office if Michael realized exactly how stupid everything he said was right after saying it) on 30 Rock. They have plenty of political jokes in the show, but they’re actually pretty good because the writers seem much more concerned about being funny than making a point (i.e., no clapper humor).
Anyway, here’s one of my favorite scenes. I especially love Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of a white man:
I happened to be at an Obama campaign stop the other day, and Obama asked me, “Could you please tell me in what directions Mecca is?” I pointed it out for him, and then HE STARTED PRAYING TOWARDS IT. I would have thought it was an isolated incidence, but then HE DID IT FOUR MORE TIMES.
BTW, he’s actually very nice in person.
Remember the song Fish Heads?
Sure you do:
But… there are a couple of things about Fish Heads you might not know.
One is who Barnes and Barnes, the credited artist of the song, really is. They are Robert Haimer and Bill Mumy, two childhood friends. And, if the name Bill Mumy seems familiar, well, it should. That is the same Bill Mumy that appeared on Lost In Space. Yes, he played Will Robinson.
The other thing about fish heads you might not know? They seem to be eligible to vote in Illinois, Barack Obama’s home state.
Yes, a dead goldfish was sent voter’s registration information.
My favorite line in the story?
“There was no fraud involved,” said Nudelman, a Democrat who supports Barack Obama. “This person is a dead fish.”
Just like Barack Obama.
According to someone who the Democrats consider an expert on foreign policy, there’s a test coming up.
Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) told a group of supporters that if Obama’s elected, a major international crisis will develop:
“Mark my words,” the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. “It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.”
Madeline Albright agrees:
The amazing thing is, those of us on the right have been saying this for months.
And now, it seems, Joe Biden agrees with us.
But here’s where we differ.
We think that when a crisis hits … when that 3:00 AM phone call comes … there should be somebody in the White House who can respond, and respond decisively.
The left thinks there should be somebody who votes “present.”
Yeah, “present.” That’ll strike fear in the terrorists’ hearts.
