3/4 cup soy sauce
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
2 teaspoons white wine vinegar
5 crushed garlic cloves
pepper
garlic powder
Kneed the Koala meat with your hands and then pound with sharp cleaver, scoring the critter in a criss-cross fashion, both sides. Soak the cut in above Koala sauce for 1 hour. Grill until medium rare.
I saw a Koala once and they could only eat the faces of people who are quadriplegic or in some other way unable to move. Those things are slow. I wonder what your source for this one was, Frank.
Do we get to choose which faces they’ll eat? My picks: Francey Pelosi, Reid Pee’d, Blarney Stank… oh, there’s just too many sitting on the captain obvious throne.
Having misread the post’s punch-line as “people’s feces” I was rather at a loss as to what brought on this seeming bout of anti-koala hate-posting. Then I realized it was “people’s faces,” so that was ok.
You love them, Frank, just like monkeys.
I love Koalas.
With the right sauce, that is.
Koala sauce:
3/4 cup soy sauce
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
2 teaspoons white wine vinegar
5 crushed garlic cloves
pepper
garlic powder
Kneed the Koala meat with your hands and then pound with sharp cleaver, scoring the critter in a criss-cross fashion, both sides. Soak the cut in above Koala sauce for 1 hour. Grill until medium rare.
Or just use beef.
Sure, try soylent green just once and you’re labeled a face eater.
I saw a Koala once and they could only eat the faces of people who are quadriplegic or in some other way unable to move. Those things are slow. I wonder what your source for this one was, Frank.
The good thing about Koala meat is that all that eucalyptus eatin’ helps clear out your sinuses. Unless you use Jimmy’s recipe to hide the aroma.
Oh. I guessed beef barely soup with oyster crackers.
Do we get to choose which faces they’ll eat? My picks: Francey Pelosi, Reid Pee’d, Blarney Stank… oh, there’s just too many sitting on the captain obvious throne.
ILoveMyFreedoms,
Unfortunately, they only eat food that was recently living.
Having misread the post’s punch-line as “people’s feces” I was rather at a loss as to what brought on this seeming bout of anti-koala hate-posting. Then I realized it was “people’s faces,” so that was ok.