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A displaced Christian woman receives humanitarian supplies from the Red Crescent organization in a church in Baghdad October 23, 2008. About 45 Christian family who fled from Mosul city due recent attacks received humanitarian aid from The Red Crescent on Thursday, Red Crescent official said.

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And not just any kind of Muslim, but a terrorist Muslim — the worst kind of Muslim!

I was at another Obama campaign stop, and I happened to run into Obama again. All the stuff I’ve head about William Ayers concerned me, so I decided to ask Obama about it. “Just to clear things up,” I said, “do you condemn Ayers’s terrorist acts?”

“Of course I do!” Obama answered, and he seemed pretty indignant. “That was just senseless, pointless violence… because it wasn’t done for the glory of Allah!”

THAT’S TOTALLY WHAT A MUSLIM WOULD SAY!!!!

Also, you may have heard that Obama’s middle initial is ‘H’. Know what that stand for? “Mohammad”.

HE TOTALLY A MUSLIM!!!1!!

Obama is an intellectual, so whenever he sees a bucket he is inevitably going to ponder whether his head would fit inside it. To satiate his academic curiosity, he will try putting the bucket on his head and often get it stuck.

This is a known problem.

Here is my solution: Have Obama wear a football helmet at all times. He may still get his head stuck in even larger buckets, but then you just unstrap the helmet and both helmet and bucket come off together. Each time that happens, you’ll probably have to buy him a new helmet, but that’s better than the constant struggle of getting his head unstuck from a bucket which, as he has demonstrated, is quite hard.

I sometimes check out that Intrade.com site. I find it interesting, though I’m not sure what its record on predictions is. Right now, it’s pretty lopsided in predicting Obama will win. I saw they had a blog article by a Max Keiser titled “Are political investors mispricing risk?” I thought it might have some interesting insight, so I checked it out.

It was one of the dumbest things I’ve read this political season. And that’s some pretty heavy competition.

It was standard conspiracy stuff about Republicans stealing the election while dismissing any concerns of Democrat voter fraud. Why? Because it would be silly for Obama to feel the need for fraud. Look all these newspapers that endorsed him!

Seriously, I think we’re not discriminating enough on who we let write stuff on the internet. I mean, this site is pretty dumb, but come on.

I had such high hopes for her. So much for having a real conservative in the race.

Jindal/Thompson ’12!

Obama has collected $605 million and he’s still sending out fundraising letters. Even in a year where Republicans are more unpopular than ever, it seems it still takes nearly a billion dollars to convince people to consider voting for an effete liberal. So, things could be worse.