“Good evening Mr. Walrus. How are you today?”

“A bit under the weather, too much Halloween candy.”

“How awful. Is there anything I could do to make you feel better?”

“Funny you should ask, I have a list…”

Winner

This week.

“Good evening Mr. Walrus, what’s up with the Thursday poll?”

“Voter participation is way down for the Thursday cartoon and meme and I just wanted to see if it was worth continuing.”

“And…?”

“So far, if the number of people voting would participate in the other voting everything would be hunky-dory.”

“Well, my spot is safe, right?”

“Well there are some rumblings to bring back the Hootennanny.”

Winner

This week.

“Mr. Walrus, you’re late! Where have you been?”

“I was in some serious consultations with Miss Welch.”

“So you lost track of time?”

“Who wouldn’t.”

Winner

This week

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Can we give a shout out to Miss Cruz for hosting a winner’s contest?”

“Certianly, I bet it was a hit.”

“We had a tie for the winner, and now we go back to some new cartoons and memes.”

Winners

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Since the internet of things is still Effing with us we are continuing last week’s Memes so you can continue to vote. Sorry for the inconvenience.

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Got something a little bit different for you today.”

“And what would that be, pray tell.”

“Well, we are using actual cartoons this time around.”

“About time.”

Winner

This week.

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Got something a little bit different for you today.”

“And what would that be, pray tell.”

“Well, we are using actual cartoons this time around.”

“About time.”

Winner

This week.

“Hi Miss Cardinale, whatchya doing?”

“Thinking”

“Thinking? About me?”

“Nope.”

“Damn.”

Winner

This week.

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. You look tired.”

“Indeed I am Miss Cardinale, been doing yard work all day.”

“Oh you dear, anything I can do?”

“Well I do have this kink in my back…”

Winner

This week

“Mr. Walrus is long gone and hard to find. I hear he is scouting some new Interns.”

Winner

This week

“Looks like Mr. Walrus is MIA again, good time for my washing up.”

Winner

This Week

“Good evening Mr. Walrus. Ready for the Memes?”

“I am always ready for you.”

“And the Memes, right?”

“Right?”

Winner

This week.

“Just me tonight, again, so we will make it quick… and dirty.”

Winner

This week.

“Mr. Walrus, you here?”

“…”

“Mr. Walrus…?”

“____”

“Well I guess it’s just me tonight.”

Winner

This week

“Hi Mr. Walrus, I hear the pool is open.”

“Sure is, jump right in.

“Is it cold?”

“It will warm up soon enough.”

Winner

This week.