Constitutionally eligible, baby!

Frank J. for President 2016
“Stop whining and solve your own problems.”

I want to get in the government so I can tear that mother down. And I want the power of the presidency so I can get rid of it. My goal as president will be that at least half the population will be unable to name me because I’ll stick to my stuff and you’ll stick to yours and we’ll get along just fine that way.

Not sure how one formally starts a campaign, but we can all get working on this now.