Stand on the deck. Take in the beauty. Repeat. Enter to win a seven-day cruise to Alaska: http://ofa.bo/t9Um

@BarackObama

Meanwhile, your tax dollars pay for me to go to Hawaii. Suckers!

You can still join the team fighting for progress. Get your contribution in under the wire: http://ofa.bo/q9UN

@BarackObama

“Ever notice how we never spend our OWN money on this ‘progress’ garbage?”

Suit up—it’s President Obama’s final State of the Union. Say you’ll tune in: http://ofa.bo/s9ZA

@BarackObama

“World’s soberest drinking game: chug when I say ‘Islamic terrorists'”.

In the weekly address, President Obama gives a roundup of the top ten things that happened in 2015. Watch: http://ofa.bo/s9Yp

@BarackObama

“Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Lois Lerner, and 7 other of my close advisers are still outside prison walls.”

2015 will likely be the hottest year ever recorded. http://ofa.bo/e5JR #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“And yet the numbers won’t back me up unless I make my climate cronies fudge the data. Go figure.”

Man made climate change is having a big effect on global temperatures. Read more: http://ofa.bo/t9Qj #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“For example, when our man made NASA tweak the climate data upward a few degrees.”

You might be able to get an even better health care plan. Shop around today: http://ofa.bo/i9UR #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“And if you find it, let me know so that I can kill the pesky bugger.”

Get the facts on important issues like climate change — join the OFA Truth Team: http://ofa.bo/g9TB

@BarackObama

“Because REAL truth is always preceded by an adjectival acronym.”

“Progress isn’t guaranteed. It’s not inevitable. It’s something that has to be fought for.” – President Obama

@BarackObama

“Unlike liberty, which I only fight against.”

Progress on tackling climate change is happening — and we can’t go back.

@BarackObama

“Except for wanting to go back to 1990 emission levels. Which I promise won’t also take us back to a 1990 economy.”

It’s crucial to #ActOnClimate—and this is just one way the Clean Power Plan is a step forward.

@BarackObama

“A jackbooted step, but a step”.

“In the face of terror, we stand as one.” —@VP Biden:

@White House

“One neck, ready for one leash”

Read how @OFA volunteers in Tennessee are making sure that everyone has access to quality, affordable health care: http://ofa.bo/d5Ip

@BarackObama

“Which is weird, because they were supposed to be signing people up for Obamacare.”

The Clean Power Plan is one of the biggest steps America’s ever taken to tackle climate change.

@BarackObama

“Backward, not forward, but still – HUGE step!”

“What a powerful rebuke to the terrorists it will be when the world stands as one” -@POTUS #ActOnClimate #COP21

@BarackObama

“Not as powerful as dropping bombs on them, but I said ‘rebuke’, not ‘defeat'”.