Because of American diplomacy, all of Iran’s pathways to a nuclear weapon have been blocked. #IranDeal

@BarackObama

“Except that one road where they just buy a nuke from North Korea.”

Happy birthday, @FLOTUS. Thank you for all you do.

@BarackObama

“Mostly maintaining our nation’s vital supply of scowls, bad haircuts, and boob-belts.”

Provisions in #Obamacare have helped save billions of dollars and more than 80,000 lives. Read more: http://ofa.bo/q9RY

@BarackObama

“Other provisions, of course, cost twice both of those.”

Employers have added an average of 213,000 jobs a month over the past six months. We have to keep up this progress. http://ofa.bo/d5Ja

@BarackObama

“Just don’t ask how many offer health insurance or are for more than 30 hours a week.”

“Here in America it’s way too easy for dangerous people to get their hands on a gun.” – President Obama http://ofa.bo/t9Sh

@BarackObama

“Which is why I want to keep the law-abiding gun-free: because they might suddenly turn dangerous in contradiction to a lifetime of character and habit.”

Closing the No-Fly List loophole is a no-brainer. #DoSomething

@BarackObama

“As proof, consider who’s backing the idea. Not a brain in the lot. Just a sea of jerking knees.”

RT if you agree: Every child, regardless of race, income, or zip code, deserves a shot at a great education. #ESSA

@BarackObama

“… on someone else’s dime…”

“I believe this moment can be a turning point for the world.” — President Obama on the #ParisAgreement

@BarackObama

“Away from liberty, but – TURNING!”

8 out of 10 uninsured Americans may qualify for financial help. See if you’re one of them: http://ofa.bo/t9Th #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Also, please don’t ask yourself why 80% of people can’t afford ‘Affordable Health Care’.”

Thanks to American leadership, countries around the world are standing #UnitedOnClimate. http://ofa.bo/d5LV

@BarackObama

“Think of us as the first lemming to the cliff”.

The #ParisAgreement gives us the chance to secure a healthier, more prosperous future for the next generation.

@BarackObama

“But we screwed it up and signed the deal.”

LIVE: President Obama is speaking at the National Counterterrorism Center. http://ofa.bo/b5Qh

@BarackObama

Also LIVE: ROFLTerrorists!

“The number one reason I’m optimistic going into 2016: It’s you – the American people.” – President Obama http://ofa.bo/g9Wf

@BarackObama

“Or at least the 52% of the American people who were race-guilted enough to reelect a president with $4 a gallon gas and 8% unemployment”.

“Our early investments in clean energy ignited a clean energy industry.” — @POTUS #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Which is burning to the ground in bankruptcy as we speak.”

Become an @OFA Champion, and cheer on the movement fighting for lasting change: http://ofa.bo/t9Uw

@BarackObama

“Our motto: ‘Always fighting, never winning – you send money now'”