“In a country where we expect free wifi with our coffee, we should expect our schools to be wired.” -President Obama #ConnectED

@BarackObama

“Oh, wait… Starbucks is private sector… nevermind…”

Jeff is the entrepreneur he always dreamed he’d be – because of health care reform. Read more: http://ofa.bo/r1mS #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“#OffRampSqueegeeGuy”

Be thankful for your health — but be smart about your future. #GetCovered now: http://ofa.bo/g1jl

@BarackObama

“No, I *didn’t* just threaten to put you in front of a death panel for bad-mouthing Obamacare. Not directly. Don’t be paranoid…”

Make sure everyone in your life who needs it knows the health care marketplace is open again: http://ofa.bo/p1sm #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Say… remember back when you could buy insurance at any time of year? Good times, good times…”

Check this off your to-do list: Find quality, affordable health care. http://ofa.bo/c1jk #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Seriously, just take it off the list, because it’s not gonna happen under Obamacare.”

RT @VP Affordable health care won’t break the bank. Shop to #GetCovered at http://healthcare.gov

@BarackObama

“Please note the preceding two sentences are independent and unrelated.”

WATCH: President Obama is discussing progress in the fight against Ebola. http://ofa.bo/h1on

@BarackObama

“Good news America! I blamed it on Chuck Hagel and fired him. That’ll make everyone immune, right?”

President Obama is taking a big step towards fixing our broken immigration system.

@BarackObama

“In sorta the same way you ‘fix’ a broken horse-leg.”

Have you checked your options yet? #GetCovered: http://ofa.bo/b1qs

@BarackObama

“Spoiler alert: freedom, liberty, and dignity are not among them.”

Big news: More than 200 U.S. companies are supporting the President’s plan to cut carbon pollution from power plants. http://ofa.bo/c1nN

@BarackObama

“The rest are getting a pile of ugly regulations dropped on their heads.”

Read the President’s latest op-ed on why he acted on immigration: http://ofa.bo/b1qv #ImmigrationAction

@BarackObama

“Or read the fable of the scorpion and the frog. Basically the same thing.”

This is no time to sit on the sidelines. Do your part to help Americans get covered: http://ofa.bo/f1XT

@BarackObama

“Yourself and your family don’t count as Americans. Get everyone else covered, then maybe you & yours if there’s anything left over.”

Say no to the idea of fast lanes for the internet: http://ofa.bo/f1XF #NetNeutrality

@BarackObama

“Yes sir, imagine a world where EVERY lane is the slow one.”

ICYMI: The United States has made a groundbreaking deal with China on cutting carbon pollution. http://ofa.bo/f1Xe #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“We do the cutting, and they do the polluting.

WATCH: President Obama is urging the @FCC to protect #NetNeutrality and treat all internet traffic equally. http://ofa.bo/b1bQ

@BarackObama

“Although some traffic will be more equal than others (for more equality, visit DNC.org and donate generously)”