There’s something coming tomorrow––and it’s going to be big: http://ofa.bo/t1ar #ReadySetEnroll

@BarackObama

“The bill for what I spent today.”

Funke’s health coverage isn’t in jeopardy, and she can afford it, too: http://ofa.bo/a1Zo

@BarackObama

“Why? Because millions of others can’t afford theirs now.”

You’re not an Incredible. #GetCovered #RuinAPixarMovie

@BarackObama

“#RuinAFreeCountry”

The health care marketplace is open for business — check out your options today: http://ofa.bo/s1cn #ReadySetEnroll

@BarackObama

“And your options are… whatever your Panel says they are…”

Thanks to health care reform, Doris finally has an affordable plan. http://ofa.bo/j1ar #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“While all of her neighbors’ premiums doubled.”

Add your name to join the team that believes quality, affordable health coverage is worth fighting for: http://ofa.bo/s1en

@BarackObama

“Or, at least, worth forcing someone else to pay for.”

Now’s your chance to get covered. The health care marketplace is now open again for all Americans: http://ofa.bo/h1cg #ReadySetEnroll

@BarackObama

“Oops! Wait, no… sorry… server glitch… or maybe a hard drive crash. But rest assured, our best non-IRS IT people are on top of it!”

DYK: Raising the minimum wage would lift nearly a million people out of poverty. Let’s get it done: http://ofa.bo/h1FQ #RaiseTheWage

@BarackObama

“And put about as many on unemployment. Free money!”

Read this story about #Obamacare from @BloombergNews: “None of the most dire predictions has come to pass.” http://ofa.bo/h1H4

@BarackObama

“Yet.”

Obamacare is reducing costs and improving access to health care for millions. That’s worth fighting for: http://ofa.bo/a1Jb

@BarackObama

“Heh. Kinda funny how I only say it’s helping millions, and yet there’s hundreds of millions of Americans. That’s not an accident, by the way…”

Watch the weekly address: President Obama discusses the measures taken to respond to Ebola at home and abroad. http://ofa.bo/r1My

@BarackObama

“I will do everything except the things that might actually make sense or work.”

Volunteers across the country have helped millions get covered. Team Obamacare needs you. http://ofa.bo/h1Ki

@BarackObama

“Remember back when insurance companies could afford to PAY people to sell you insurance and still make a sustainable profit? Boy… sure glad THAT nightmare’s over…”

Better health coverage at lower costs isn’t just a goal anymore – it’s actually happening. http://ofa.bo/a1Ll

@BarackObama

“It’s easy. All we do is skip counting the cost to the people paying for the subsidies. Numbers are magic!”

Share the news: Our manufacturers are adding jobs at the fastest pace since the 1990s. #MadeInAmerica

@BarackObama

“Of course, most of the jobs are ‘Obamacare Compliance Officer’, but hey – a job’s a job.”

Here’s your reminder to take this important #Obamacare survey: http://ofa.bo/d1Kn

@BarackObama

“Because you haven’t spent enough of your life filling out government forms online yet”.