Thanks to health care reform, expecting families have the protection they deserve.
@BarackObama
“Aside, of course, from protection from sudden, catastrophic unemployment due to Obamacare-induced employer-collapse. Good luck raising kids working 30 hours a week!”
RT if you agree: Women deserve to make personal health care decisions for themselves. #NotMyBossBusiness
@BarackObama
“Unless they’re, you know, a co-dependent moronic nanny-suckler like Julia“.
It’s time to #RebuildAmerica: Check out the President’s plan to fix our roads and bridges. http://ofa.bo/a0DP
@BarackObama
“Obviously we should start with the bridges over the Rio Grande, which need to be more accessible after dark.”
It’s time for Congress to reauthorize funding to rebuild our roads & bridges: http://go.wh.gov/4czkeK #RebuildAmerica
@BarackObama
“Yeah, they were supposed to get rebuilt the LAST time we threw your money at it, but what’re ya gonna do? There’s an election coming up and union coffee won’t pour itself, if you know what I mean…”
Join the fight to help folks struggling to get by on the minimum wage: http://ofa.bo/p0Gd #RaiseTheWage
@BarackObama
“NOTE: Not an actual fight. If this were an actual fight with vital American values riding on the outcome, I would run away like a frightened little girl (see also: Iraq, Afghanistan)”
President Obama: Gridlock and willful indifference can’t get in the way of hard working American families. #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama
“But a wildly ill-conceived government health care program will do it perfectly.”
“More than 450,000 of your neighbors are poised to get a raise.” —President Obama on Minnesota raising the minimum wage #RaiseTheWage
@BarackObama
“Oh… and a bunch are also getting priced out of the job market and into unemployment. That’s cool, too, right?”
“Our country is stronger when every American can count on affordable health insurance.” —President Obama
@BarackObama
“But weaker is easier for me to control, so – Affordable Care Act”.
FACT: House leaders have stalled on immigration reform for a year, and it’s already cost the country more than $13 billion.
@BarackObama
“Yeah, the ‘catch’ part of ‘catch & release’ is killer on the ICE budget. We should skip that part.”
“I am always going to keep listening and I am always going to keep fighting.”—President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama
“So as long as I keep hearing you complain, I’m going to keep hurting you.”
“Hear how these couples describe what marriage has meant to them: http://ofa.bo/a01U #LoveIsLove”
@BarackObama
“Mostly milking cash and benefits from programs that were designed to help families that are actually capable of producing children”.
“Ramadan Kareem.” —President Obama extends his best wishes to the Muslim community on the beginning of Ramadan: http://wh.gov/l6LmZ
@BarackObama
“Here – let me gift-wrap some more Gitmo prisoners for you.”
Health care reform has helped millions of Americans #GetCovered. Join the team keeping up the momentum: http://ofa.bo/j00v
@BarackObama
“Remember – we can’t help more people #GetCovered unless we force more people to #GetDropped first.”
This is how you can fight back against special interests’ and polluters’ anti-climate agenda: http://ofa.bo/h00s #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama
“Polluters: the racists of the air”
You could win a free trip to Chicago this summer. Here’s how: http://ofa.bo/gyq
1) Be dead
2) Promise to vote
